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Yes it was definitely childlike! And with his elbow sticking right up as well, such an oaf..!
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Plus the fact the eyeshadow is Charlotte Tilbury at £60 for the palette....no thanks.
Those bloody extensions
smiling like the grinch
all fast food
Harry Potter
First: The way I interpreted the hat thing is that she had ordered three and was really excited about getting them thinking they would look cute and then was disappointed about them not fitting and needing to returned. Yeah it's not a really big deal, but sometimes things that you are excited about not working out can feel like a big deal even if they aren't especially if you are a person who doesn't have a lot of happiness and contentment in your life normally which I don't think anyone on here would argue if we said it seems like she is unsatisfied with her life currently.So glad you've met the right person nowps I love your avatar, it's giving me all the nostalgia for my childhood!
I'm a bit late, I've just watched her Shopping for Spring vlog, I'm sure it's been discussed already but my goodness, some thoughts and things that grated on me:
- She ordered a beanie off Zara and it was a very large size; cue her small head chat. But what bugged me more was she was a bit deflated because she had ordered three, in different colours; it's as if her attitude is "well, that's that then"... but like girl, what's the big deal, just return them?
- Was the McDonald's an ad? It was a bit weird how she had the bag in the frame, showed us the fries and one of their new burgers, then a shot of her taking a bite out of it? or maybe I'm just cynical..!
- I hope I don't sound like a snob but the way Alfie scoops his food up with his fork and puts it in his mouth is so unrefined and uncouth, I can't even. What a hallion
- How she says water, like she's trying to be posh. "wohTehr"
- Alfie trying to make "bangin'" happen, it's not 2006, pal
- "I've not placed an ASOS delivery since August" - sacré bleu!!!!!
- I like some of the things she got actually, but my goodness that is a huge order, so much stuff! I kept expecting it to end but she kept pulling more and more things out of the box!
- Alfie sitting down on the bed with his legs spread reminded me of that episode of Friends, the one with Pheobe's boyfriend who always wore the shorts...
- Did she just say "creased as a testicle"??
- She's going to read "at least 3" of the Harry Potter books this year? And describing reading all the HP books as a "mammoth task"? Gordon Bennett!!
Second, OMG YES that reading of the Harry Potter books thing was so ridiculous considering she really promotes herself as a book and Harry Potter lover. As someone who professes to loving both of those things as much as she does, reading all 7 in two years should not be a mammoth task. The fact that she's an "author" just makes it that much worse!
Just wanted to add something about that Zara hat - I bought it online about 2 months ago and when it arrived I couldn't believe how MASSIVE it was. People comment on how ridiculous it is but damn it's WARM.
My head is regular sized not tiny af so I guess it's even bigger on her
What = WhaTTTTTTT
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My head is regular sized not tiny af so I guess it's even bigger on her
Emphasising letters at the end of words.
What = WhaTTTTTTT
Or
Whatttuh
ShuT Upuh
Oh my goduh
Today on Zoe's dumb instagram stories: uses the word 'delish' twice....someone get this girl a dictionary I'm begging you
She just bought some more clear lensed glasses and points out glasses don't have to be worn for sight.
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That post annoyed me so much. I’ve never seen anyone so desperate to need glasses.
‘Might need them after this test haha’, ‘Will deffo need them some day’. What is WRONG with you. It is not normal to lust after a sight impairment just because you love ray bans you utter trash bag.
“Glasses don’t always need to be worn for sight.” She is so bleeping dumb.
Ah bloody hell she infuriates me so much, I work for a charity that helps blind people and she thinks its fun to wear to glasses for no reason. What an a-hole.
I could hear the passive aggressiveness in her voice because people have said she doesn't need them
Only idiots wear them for 'Fashion'.
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Thanks for posting I like to see her IG stories.
I know this is a bit off-topic but your comment has just given me hopeShe needs to see the light. I wasted six years with the wrong person (26-32) and I'll ALWAYS resent him for that.
Thankfully after I left I met the right person.And if I can, she certainly will.
Partly due to the comments on tattle about the negative dynamics of Zoe and Alfies relationship made me see how my own relationship was going nowhere. Together from 24-31 and I ended it 6 weeks ago. Even if zoe isnt able to see that she is wasting her own time with alfie at least their seemingly very negative relationship is a great example for people deserving more.Imagine if she had to read an long fantasy series like A song of Ice and Fire or The Dark Tower seriesShe’s listening to a Harry Potter podcast guys I can’t cope.
Is the book too much for her to get her head around so she has to listen to someone else break it down for her
(On insta stories this morning)
I can't believe this idiot pretends to write books.The Harry Potter thing is weird. I started reading my oldest Harry Potter back in March. I read a chapter/15 minutes most nights and we are half way through book 5. That’s with big gaps due to holidays etc.
I also read all of them in less than a year when I was in high school and avoiding studying for exams
She clearly doesn't love it as much as she says, she probably just says it because it’s a thing that people really like. Or she wants to belong to something.
I also read all of them in less than a year when I was in high school and avoiding studying for exams
She clearly doesn't love it as much as she says, she probably just says it because it’s a thing that people really like. Or she wants to belong to something.
She is genuinely stuck in the stone age. Like seriously shes mentally 6 years old because shes never been in a normal situation with normal people and learned to socialise.
She reeks of insecurity and desperation. That's what happens when everyone around you says yes to everything you do and constantly praises you. You have no idea who you really are or what is right and wrong in life. Sad.
So she’s shouting out to the potterless podcast like it’s some tiny little known thing.... it’s had over 25,000,000 downloads....
Just because she’s incapable of reading a children’s book doesn’t mean the rest of the world can’t either
Just because she’s incapable of reading a children’s book doesn’t mean the rest of the world can’t either
I read the Deathly Hallows in ONE DAY the day it came out and I was 10 years old! Obviously I couldn't do that now as an adult with a job but Zoe does duck all so how the hell does she read so slowly?The Harry Potter thing is weird. I started reading my oldest Harry Potter back in March. I read a chapter/15 minutes most nights and we are half way through book 5. That’s with big gaps due to holidays etc.
I also read all of them in less than a year when I was in high school and avoiding studying for exams
She clearly doesn't love it as much as she says, she probably just says it because it’s a thing that people really like. Or she wants to belong to something.
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