She always comes across to me like one of those mums that’s a right scatter brain, like she puts a chicken in the oven and forgets to turn it on or forgets to wash PE kits or forgets to pick her kids up from school!!
She’s DEFFO on some sort of “medication” (my guess is Valium .. or coke ). Where the fuck are her mates? If I was (publicly) acting the way she does, they’d be having serious words with me. She’s an ABSOLUTE embarrassment
Her kids must be a laughing stock amongst their mates too. Totally agree with the poster above .. she’d be that “mother” to swan about in next to nothing whilst her son’s friends are over. So so cringe.
My god the amount of stuff she’s ordered from Next! And she said she’s got 3 more footstools coming tomorrow coz she can’t decide which one she wants.
Absolutely loving life as her phone pans across all the packages ‘look what I can afford’
Same with the villa choosing story yesterday, im just so picky, oooh you wouldn’t believe the ones I’ve rejected already. But it’s ok, I can be choosy I’m loaded you know.
It’s tough for her at the moment, having to do her own cleaning. She’s in between cleaners at the moment. Once again she’s very fussy. Said the other week she’s turned down 3 potential cleaners already, struggling to find one who is up to her exacting standards.
Editing to say I am being sarcastic here, I realise that doesn’t always come across in the written word.