Zoe Hague

[1181carmenta]

I am 5 mins into her newest vlog, why is she so ANGRY?

“I am no longer working at the school. Not that long ago now. Like a month or so ago I did leave the job at the school I gave them PLENTY OF NOTICE I’ve got a number of reasons NOT THAT I NEED TO GO INTO THOSE REASONS but I will obviously I have a platform now and they were all like omg it’s Molly Mae’s sister ”

Yeah hun highly doubt that.

Much preferred her when she stayed in her lane. The lane being owning the fact she’s the unattractive (sorry it’s true) fitness mad (not that she was any Tammy Hembrow) considerably less shallow/vain/materialistic Hague sister. She’s insufferable now she’s attempting to be an influencer. I can’t believe anyone even watches her. I’ve met pigeons with more personality.

 

[Scorpihoe]

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Im confused. Who’s Rosie

these influencers have one job and they can’t even get that right!

 

[Sallyspal]

Anyone watched her recent vlog? All sounds a bit of a sht show to be honest, they can’t get a mortgage, Danny working down south for a couple of years. She made a comment saying that she thought it could be a good time to have children as Danny can’t be posted away, but imo having children while your partner is away 5 out of 7 days of the week is absurd!! I felt a bit sorry for her, she seems so lost

Don’t feel sorry for her one bit… she gave up a “normal” job or going down a “normal “ career pathway in favour of a “cushy” life following her sisters footsteps of an influencer … nah I’ll save my empathy for people actually struggling in a cost of living crisis

 

[NoddyFromToytown]

Times like this I hate being an only child… could have just got my younger sister to shag on tv and I’d never have to work a day again, also I’d look much better on a magazine cover! Also would definitely not be as much of a whingebag as this one!

 

[Th2020x]

I really really felt like Zoe didn’t come across well for a portion of that vlog. I’ve thought it before when she’s describing paces or what she’s done in a negative way that they could be seen by people who that’s their norm badly but have always thought well at least they know that she’s talking about herself only. But todays overarching comment of if you’re going to do an 8 minute km you might as well speed walk definitely didn’t sit right and I don’t think she should be saying that, especially as at the end she was trying to describe how inclusive hyrox is (which it is!) but language like that is what would take that away

 

[peachycreamy]

Thoughts from sunday's vlog:
Zoe said she feels guilty twice for not attending Danny's hyrox because she needs to rest for the marathon but no mention of him choosing to do another Hyrox instead of supporting her
She also says that Danny cannot stand things being dirty but earlier on showed how he had sprayed sweat all over the mirror in Molly's gym and not cleaned it

 

[speach7991]

I feel like Zoe has thrown her life away just to chase her sister. You’re right she might as well move in with Molly and look after Bambi.

 

[Justmechan23]

He must have written “and obviously it’s a big weekend for Zoe with her birthday and London marathon” in really tiny letters as I can’t see it.

Me, myself and I

 

[Anonimus007]

View attachment 3506786he posted this on his story this morning so clearly he sees it as a joke. zoe’s first marathon aswell so shouldn’t danny be supporting her

What a cunt

 

[JRH2022]

I actually used to agree with you that she was nice and a bit different from all the other influencers. Now I think she’s really unlikeable constantly moaning about very first world problems … promoting an unhealthy mentality surrounding food/exercise and not to mention now morphing into a complete clone of her sister

 

[bumblebee365]

Zoe gives me mega Kourtney Kardashian vibes in that she just morphs and moulds herself into Dannys ideal woman i.e. somebody who loves hiking and being active I bet she didn't really enjoy the Dolomites trip - she seemed to be whinging about being hungry and tired most of the time lmao

 

[Chatterbox2412]

I’m just watching her vlog - imagine saying your apartment isn’t big enough for 2 people with the amount of parcels you receive …
You’re basically living there alone Zoe - your husband is literally never there!

 

[GalGal]

Zoe definitely isn’t high on his list of priorities. Hyrox appears to come before everything else…

 

[shadowofdoubt]

Can’t wait for her to have a break during her wedding day so she can have do a work out session. Either that or they’ll do a session instead of a first dance. Absolutely insane.

 

[Aliyahhh]

I feel really sorry for Zoe and Danny that theyre going to have to go off grid and silent for the rest of their honey moon now amidst Molly nd Tommy's split to avoid 100000's of dms and questions and further speculation ... What shit timing

 

[Elle Woods]

Have I just got a filthy mind or does “Danny has pulled himself off 43 miles in” make it sound like Danny went for a wank at 43 miles

 

[Aliyahhh]

Look, there’s worse things to be obsessed with I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being obsessed with exercise per se. BUT with Zoe I think the issue is you can really tell that it’s performative for either Danny or her social media persona. A lot of the time she doesn’t seem to be doing these sessions because she genuinely wants to for her. She forces herself to do them even when she’s poorly, tired, injured, on a honeymoon etc. It’s all forced and unauthentic I feel

 

[Justmechan23]

New to this thread but after watching a few zoe vlogs… her husbands personality gives me ‘off’ vibes can’t put my finger on it but somethings not right there lol

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Its madness how Zoe has gone from living this very normal, relatable life in a flat with a respectable job, to now living in a mansion that borders Cheshire (I know technically it isn't Cheshire but it practically is), driving designer cars etc. Danny must be rubbing his hands together with this new lifestyle he has had to do sweet FA for.

I said this before - nothing would give me the ick more than a man taking free stuff like that, pay your own rent!!

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Why has she gone abroad to a fitness bootcamp? Is she that obsessed with losing weight or has she finally decided to get a job and it’s related? She seems to do all these extreme workouts and bootcamps but just looks average ???