Zoe Hague

[amyy]

She’s so excited to make him a cake in that video, but he says no don’t because it means I’ll have to eat it, so she doesn’t make one. Honestly what a stiff fitness freak he is, god forbid your partner wanted to make you a welcome home cake

No wonder her fitness lifestyle seems very obsessive if he’s influencing her

I hate it when people miss out on celebration cakes bcos of diets, fitness routines, it's so sad

honestly have a bit of cake for christ sake! They both must think you gain weight instantly which surpise surpise, you don't

 

[miss_hazy]

Zoe’s story regarding her hen do

‘Have any of you got any examples of hen dos you’ve been on where you’ve done some sort of fitness event, running - 90% of people I’d have on my hen do would love this too, the other 10% (aka molly) can just suck it up’

is she for real?

Zoe, stop trying to make ‘fitness influencer’ happen, it’s not going to happen.

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Does Zoe work anymore?

Her job is to read Molly’s Tattle thread and report back

 

[Mascaragirl]

She’s turning herself into a Molly clone

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She doesn’t suit that hair at all

 

[freshgossip5]

Fucking hell she’s literally posted a video of her running whilst talking about how she’s unwell and wants to be better for her hen do next week. Maybe give yourself a few days off from exercise when you’re ill? Just shows how obsessed she is that she can’t bear to take a day off

 

[icedcoffeeplease]

New to this thread but after watching a few zoe vlogs… her husbands personality gives me ‘off’ vibes can’t put my finger on it but somethings not right there lol

For me, he’s giving gay and she’s giving lesbian. I don’t know how else to describe it (especially in that recent video of her going onto the Hyrox podium)

 

[shadowofdoubt]

I’m new to following Zoe, it seems like she really doesn’t enjoy working out or is pushing herself too much. Either that or she just generally moans about it all the time?

Welcome! She moans about everything, 24/7.

 

[Alltherage]

These very over the top public displays of affection massively give me the ick. "Keeping herself busy and proactive while I've been away" as if to say she has nothing else to live for without him, she only exists to run after him and what could she possibly have to do with herself if he's not around He's lucky he's hot lol

 

[Make sense of it!]

I watched the vlog and when she said at the end about laryngitis the first thing Danny said was ‘you can still exercise and stuff though’ bloody hell have a day off

That vlog was painful to watch. Now she's avoiding oat milk because it might be the cause of her skin breaking out. Has she thought about seeing an actual Dr (dermatologist) rather than using Dr Google. The end was very unsettling when Danny was looking back at old photos to use at the wedding, December 2022 they think they looked fat and Danny made some derogatory comments about their weight.
The pair of them scream unhealthy obsession with diet and exercise.

 

[yogiessexdubs]

This whole thing will get worse, I think it’s a bit of a toxic relationship if I’m honest.

 

[Angel52]

I am curious how long her and Danny will last, he obviously wanted this sporty humble army girl and now he’s got this obsessed, low key lazy InFlUeNcEr
So really, he has gone from dating Zoe to basically Molly now

 

[GoldSilver]

Odd to quit his job when his sister in law helps pay the rent.

 

[HereForTheLols_]

Its madness how Zoe has gone from living this very normal, relatable life in a flat with a respectable job, to now living in a mansion that borders Cheshire (I know technically it isn't Cheshire but it practically is), driving designer cars etc. Danny must be rubbing his hands together with this new lifestyle he has had to do sweet FA for.

 

[lozzapaloozza]

She’s turning herself into a Molly clone

 

[Aliyahhh]

Zoe is absolutely smashing the likes on insta !!! Her latest hen do posts have got over double likes her normal posts get !!! I mean good for her. She looked great on this hen do she really scrubs up well when she’s being girly - she suits it. I don’t LOVE Zoe but I feel for her with this hen do. At least she got some nice pics out of it lol and the likes to accompany

 

[speach7991]

Also confused about her moving in with Molly… being married and moving in with your sister? It gives off a vibe that their relationship is on the rocks. Even stranger in M&T are back together…

 

[Aliyahhh]

From what she’s shown so far she looked soooooo GOOD
I really like that she seems to of kept it all quite simple. Personally I would have had the Pamela Anderson style up do with that gorgeous dress, not my hair down. But she looked great regardless. Hope when she fills us in she doesn’t moan about anything

 

[Chatterbox2412]

You would hope so but he is so full of his own self importance I don't think he is.

yeh I agree, I think he is so self absorbed that when he was booking that Hyrox, her marathon and birthday didn’t even enter his head.
Also she will be pissed off but will ‘laugh it off’ cos she is obsessed with him & trying to please him.

 

[GERHUN]

I really don’t find Zoe’s boyfriend attractive

Ditto. Or her. I wouldn't picture them together either. Very odd couple

 

[lozzapaloozza]

So she’s gone from the army, to influencing and then to a learning support assistant… random