Donāt forget the obligatory sped up clip of her replying to emails on her sofa this evening and making out she has done a 15 hour day except she hasnāt actually done any work as she just hops from coffee to brunch to coffee with her influencer mates!Gosh I think I may be psychic, I said earlier that Zanna will be posting about her lunch, suprised as she has such a busy day planned that she even has the time to walk around London to some vegan cafe, most of us take a sandwich that we eat at our desk, but not Zanny chops, or no off she goes for more food and coffee, before I'm sure a busy afternoon, ffs.
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Rather petty but did anyone else catch her story of her watching a Netflix documentary a few nights ago? Thought she didn't watch any TV 
it wouldn't even annoy me (I don't really watch much TV myself) but she was so preachy on that question she answered about how she doesn't watch it, as she's way too busy/superior/stuck up her own arse to watch TV like the rest of us peasants
it wouldn't even annoy me (I don't really watch much TV myself) but she was so preachy on that question she answered about how she doesn't watch it, as she's way too busy/superior/stuck up her own arse to watch TV like the rest of us peasants
I read a study at work on how the rise of veganism is so London-centric and for millennials earning over a certain amount (I.e a lot!) She must be spending at least Ā£30 a day to lounge at private clubs and eat fancy vegan and veggie food. Not all of us have that luxury and she seems to have no comprehension of how snooty it makes her come across. What happened to making a healthy lunch at home and working in a library to support your local community?
Exactly this! Case in point, Iām London based and regularly walk in and then straight out of these fancy vegan places for lunch, they regularly charge about Ā£10 which is shocking for a lunch! Who is she appealing to here?
Of course sheās posting her lunch, thatās all she did on holiday. Thatās the desperation post when your life is so dull you have nothing valid to post. Nobody needs to see what youāre eating ffsGosh I think I may be psychic, I said earlier that Zanna will be posting about her lunch
Thats a free lunch as shes always sponsored by that tit Chloe cafeGosh I think I may be psychic, I said earlier that Zanna will be posting about her lunch
It's just constant, we get a pic of coffee EVERY morning breakfast, lunch then 9/10 she's out for dinner and so a pic of that.Of course sheās posting her lunch, thatās all she did on holiday. Thatās the desperation post when your life is so dull you have nothing valid to post. Nobody needs to see what youāre eating ffs
She has no idea what the real person in the street, what their daily lives are like.
She is such a slimey character, yuk.
Just looked at their menu, suprise, suprise no prices on any of their meals, says it all really.
I thought the exact same thing when I saw that. Iām sure if she reads this she comes away from tattle thinking āwhy do people hate meā, āwhy am I suffering trollingā, āIām just doing my job and helping people with my free contentā. No Zanna, youāre a bleeping liar! You canāt say one thing then constantly do the opposite and be liked. Youāre vacuous and shallow, youāre a liar and a hypocrite, topped off with being a money grabbing parasite. Thatās why people donāt like you!Rather petty but did anyone else catch her story of her watching a Netflix documentary a few nights ago? Thought she didn't watch any TV
Come on, her daily schedule is the same every single day.Gosh I think I may be psychic, I said earlier that Zanna will be posting about her lunch
Thread idea - Zanna Van Dike: Bamboo bowl, reusable cup, who cares, my air miles are stacking up 
You called it, the speed up āoooh, look at me how busy I am wirk wirk wirkā video.
You my love, are Nostra-bleeding-damus!!! Sheās so dull, so predictable Pahahaha, sheās either utterly predictable or doing even less work than we thought because sheās been sat there reading tattleYou called it, the speed up āoooh, look at me how busy I am wirk wirk wirkā video.
So her ābusy day of workā is coffee date at 8am, working at the conduit, lunch date, a meeting, working at some wework and then finishing at 630 so she can go to an escape room and waaaaah sheās been so busy she has had no time to go the gym!! That is everyone elseās life Rosanna!! God can you imagine how she will be telling everyone tonight how busy she has been, they must properly be eye rolling at her!
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I'm actually confused whether she genuinely thinks her days are busy or if she knows she's taking the piss. She seems to get up every day at 5am or whatever, go to the gym, spend god knows how long showing us her breakfast and coffee, but not actually start working (if you can call it that) until at least 8am. Then she'll faff around on her laptop for a bit, have some meetings, grab fancy lunches with friends, more meetings, all done by 6-7pm. So her super busy days of work will be 8-6, a lot of which is just 'meetings' with friends or eating out. Is she aware that most people work hours roughly along those lines? It's not anything special. Like yes she's awake at 5am and sometimes still doing things until 8-9pm, but the actual work hours she puts in are comparable to everyone else. Even if she says that she has to check emails during the evening, that's hardly uncommon nowadays. All this busyness is stuff that is not essential, that she is choosing to do. If she's so stressed and overwhelmed so often, why hasn't she cut out spending unnecessary amounts of time taking her damn probiotics and contemplating philosophical life questions (lol just kidding) over her morning coffee?
Has she every had a ārealā job though. One that doesnāt involve instagram? After she got her degree (first class donāt you know ) did she do anything with it or go straight into being an influencer. If so, this is why she has such a warped sense of what busy is.
Also, after spending so much time ramming those vegan cook books down our throats, does she ever cook herself? She must spend a fortune eating out for every meal. But sheās so relatable, ya?!
) did she do anything with it or go straight into being an influencer. If so, this is why she has such a warped sense of what busy is. Also, after spending so much time ramming those vegan cook books down our throats, does she ever cook herself? She must spend a fortune eating out for every meal. But sheās so relatable, ya?!
Sheās like that one girl in the office who says all her self important time that sheās āin a meetingā. Everyone hates that girl
In reality sheās just sitting having coffee with someone. Yeah Zanna, a meeting. Wonder who takes the minutes at that āmeetingā? Sheās a twit!Lots of people think being busy is writing and replying to emails but if you read any books about time management, the number one think they point out is that busy work isnāt necessarily getting business done.
Zanna strikes me as someone who lives in her inbox so that she feels likes sheās mega busy but her job with assistants should not mean sheās works from 5am until the evening. And if she is doing actual work she should be achieving much more than she is.
Zanna strikes me as someone who lives in her inbox so that she feels likes sheās mega busy but her job with assistants should not mean sheās works from 5am until the evening. And if she is doing actual work she should be achieving much more than she is.
"Who takes the minutes" cracked me upSheās like that one girl in the office who says all her self important time that sheās āin a meetingā. Everyone hates that girl
She probably shares her calendar and has out of office repliesSheās like that one girl in the office who says all her self important time that sheās āin a meetingā. Everyone hates that girl
Thread suggestion: Zanny calls us haters for pointing out her lies, but then she consoles herself taking to the skies
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