Zanna van Dijk #12 Can't use google and only decorate with my designer's approval

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martaS

Hello my beautiful nuggets. Welcome to a new Zambolina thread. Title by @CalatheaLater - thank you babes

Not many things has changed since the last time but a few things worth noting are:

- Zanna seems to have several designer bags, out of the sudden but hasn't done an unboxing vid for any of them so we suspect they're new, especially that she has been gifted presents by the sales assistants in some really posh shops in London which means she must have spent a top pound there;
- has a home gym and yet travels to London for gym classes;
- spent a weekend in gifted accommodation in Hampshire watching Line of Duty and wrote a half-arsed guide to Hampshire (county she had no idea existed and therefore had "zero expectations" for) ;
- turned the smallest room in the house into a walk-in wardrobe which made it even smaller and looks proper dated - but as with any other room, she can't "dress the shelves" without JoJo the glorified shelf dresser (hence the title);
- can't be bothered to Google attractions to visit before going away and asks followers on IG - also hence the title;
- has gone on a crusade to normalise tall girls' problems (without realising she's be patronising to her boyf who is by no means a short guy)

Have I missed anything?
 
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Wikiwangocard

Excellent update! I would maybe add that SwimWearWild now have a collection of extortionately priced and extremely ill fitting underwear. It's best worn in a forest environment whilst balanced on a log. Note:- This underwear supports nothing except Zambia's ever growing bank balance
 
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lilamay

She saw the 'ocean' when she went to the seaside town of Aldeburgh, Suffolk
 
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Dawn5219

Definitely reading here as she committed the Lake in Windermere on recent story hahaha
 
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martaS

Not only she did pots on her "offline" day but also what is this pose? Why do slim, fit women feel the need to post pictures taken from a low angle and with their legs spread out like this? Like Zanna babes, your body is already traditionally attractive looking, you don't need to pose like a porn star.
 
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DietGossip

Zanna I know it's summer but if you're wild swimming, considering you're not someone who does it often and you don't know the lake that well, I'd say you should really be wearing a wetsuit...
 
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Wikiwangocard

Am enjoying the fact that she seems to be disappointed that the weather hasn't been to her liking. Not content with visiting some of the most beautiful spots in the country, she wants the heatwave too?
Maybe you should have just stayed at home in the House That Jojo Furnished and sat on a towel on your patio because your new (and bound to be gifted or discounted) garden furniture hasn't arrived yet.
 
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CalatheaLater

So Perrie Edwards posted a photo of her in a stay wild bikini, and didn't tag the brand or anything. Zanna's hopped into the comments with a "Glowing in @staywildswim" someone's a little salty they didn't get tagged
 
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Grippy

CalatheaLater said:
So Perrie Edwards posted a photo of her in a stay wild bikini, and didn't tag the brand or anything. Zanna's hopped into the comments with a "Glowing in @staywildswim" someone's a little salty they didn't get tagged
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And then she liked her own comment from the Surrey Nest account
 
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Greencatfysh

The blue bikini? Such a generic plain one. They are constantly on the beg for likes. I bet they even sent it to her

The stay wild swim account performs terribly. They have 58k followers (apparently) so if you aim for an average rate of 6% “like” engagement per post, they should be achieving 10x what they are.

Most of the recent posts also only have 8-10 comments. It just shows that the followers are mostly fake ones.
 
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FlockedWallpaper

And as much as I really like Tally Rye, the red SWS swimming costume did her no favours. It looked totally unsupportive on a ‘normal’ woman’s body
 
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Hc68759

FlockedWallpaper said:
And as much as I really like Tally Rye, the red SWS swimming costume did her no favours. It looked totally unsupportive on a ‘normal’ woman’s body
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She looked awful in it and my figure is practically identical to hers so the last thing I’ll ever be doing is buying myself something from Stay Wild Swim
 
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uberoblique

Hc68759 said:
She looked awful in it and my figure is practically identical to hers so the last thing I’ll ever be doing is buying myself something from Stay Wild Swim
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Yep. There’s a reason that bra manufacturers sell a lot of bikinis and one pieces - they know how to make supportive garments.
 
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RosaGirl200

It's because Ant took it and he's so smol and she's so tall you guys.
 
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martaS

Yes so cute will certainly make a cute designer bag one day

Another one to join the collection of gin that will never be drunk
 
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Dotherighthing

For the love of god zanna please please stop kissing Ant’s forehead like he’s a child. It’s so patronising. Just stop. STOP IT NOW!!!!
 
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peanutbuttercupp11

How many "look how in love me and Ant are" posts is she going to post I've said it before and I'll say it again, people who are truly happy in their relationship don't feel the need to constantly shout about it all over social media
 
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