Hello my beautiful nuggets 
Welcome to Rosanna "Zambia Zamboni" van Dick thread number 11. She's worked hard to help us get here.
Recap:
- wakes up at 5am most days which makes most normal followers feel bad about themselves;
- keeps cooking the living tit out of any veggies she can lay hands on, alternating that with vegan ready meals;
- constantly brings up topics no-one cares about such as her height, her scar/emergency bowel surgery or how savvy she is at finance ;
- more rooms in the Gifted Bland Surrey Nest are being panelled, she's also planning to redo bathrooms which are not earthy/natural enough (most people find them nice, inoffensive and done up to a decent standard);
- keeps going on hikes (you'd think she lives in the Lakes or Snowdonia) and driving to London to do her runs (she prefers running in flatter areas);
- she misses London dearly;
- Ant started invisalign too but we don't know if it's also gifted, pardon, PR-discounted like Zanna's as they haven't declared it;
- we are starting to think that she's had some cosmetic procedures done: possibly a nose job, botox to smooth the forehead and give brows a little lift, cheek fillers and possible subtle lip fillers. It's mostly done quite well so she looks like she's had a glow-up (hate the word but Zanna is a basic B so I guess it works), maybe besides the botox as her face is starting to look a little frozen;
- doesn't even pretend to care about sustainability of anything any more
Someone in Ant's circle of friends came her to spill some tea, in a way confirming what we have all been thinking of her for a while now. If anyone cares to add a TL;DR of that please feel free.
Welcome to Rosanna "Zambia Zamboni" van Dick thread number 11. She's worked hard to help us get here.Recap:
- wakes up at 5am most days which makes most normal followers feel bad about themselves;
- keeps cooking the living tit out of any veggies she can lay hands on, alternating that with vegan ready meals;
- constantly brings up topics no-one cares about such as her height, her scar/emergency bowel surgery or how savvy she is at finance
;- more rooms in the Gifted Bland Surrey Nest are being panelled, she's also planning to redo bathrooms which are not earthy/natural enough (most people find them nice, inoffensive and done up to a decent standard);
- keeps going on hikes (you'd think she lives in the Lakes or Snowdonia) and driving to London to do her runs (she prefers running in flatter areas);
- she misses London dearly;
- Ant started invisalign too but we don't know if it's also gifted, pardon, PR-discounted like Zanna's as they haven't declared it;
- we are starting to think that she's had some cosmetic procedures done: possibly a nose job, botox to smooth the forehead and give brows a little lift, cheek fillers and possible subtle lip fillers. It's mostly done quite well so she looks like she's had a glow-up (hate the word but Zanna is a basic B so I guess it works), maybe besides the botox as her face is starting to look a little frozen;
- doesn't even pretend to care about sustainability of anything any more
Someone in Ant's circle of friends came her to spill some tea, in a way confirming what we have all been thinking of her for a while now. If anyone cares to add a TL;DR of that please feel free.
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