You're a burglar, but instead of stealing, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.

[Hairraiser]

Change every single clock in the house

 

[Ls2991]

Change the toaster setting to the longest time so they burn their toast

 

[The Devils Arse]

The knobs on the cooker.

 

[Nellie]

Go for a poo and forget to flush.

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

Antique all their furniture by covering absolutely everything in a light dusting of flour

 

[Leita]

Put the Nutella in the fridge. Unspreadable

 

[ChubClubThug]

Poke my finger in all of the yogurts in the fridge, crunch up all of the crisps while they're still in the packets, pour blue dye into the washing machine drum, snip a little hole in the toe of every sock in the house, replace the zoflora with cats piss, put pickled onions in their coat pockets, hide the lead for the router, smear jam on all the door handles, cling film on the toilet seats, put notes through all of their neighbours doors inviting them to a party at their house... jeez I could carry on all day

 

[emmer_moans]

Sprinkle glitter everywhere

There would be remnants for years!!!

 

[Scorpihoe]

Hide all the TV remotes ans phone chargers

Husband says he would steal all TV remotes.

I'd probably leave my husband there tbh!

Steal the TV remotes AND drive by and change the channel occasionally

 

[AmberSpyglass]

There’s some devilish minds on this thread.

Love it

 

[Oohthedrama]

Leave a glow in the dark picture of Chris Ingham on the ceiling above the master bed

Would this just be his natural hair colour glowing before he’s put a new dye in?

 

[thatstupidcat]

I would fill the place up with clowns.

Real clowns.

And then wait across the street to watch.

 

[LittleMy]

All the toilet paper. And their phone chargers too.

 

[laughing]

You lot are quite ill

 

[Dragon100]

Steal the TV remotes AND drive by and change the channel occasionally

That would be so annoying, on a holiday several years ago, we borrowed my parents caravan, and the tv kept randomly changing channels we would change it back and it would happen again - the tv was compleatly unusable. It took us nearly a week to realise the campervan on the next pitch had the same tv and we were in range for each other remotes!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Mess up the cushions.
Move the cutlery into the wrong setting in the tray.
Leave crumbs all over the work surface and floor.

 

[Stinker_tinker]

Take all the labels off the tin cans. What’s for tea tonight? Is it soup? Or mushy peas?

Bit like when I freeze leftovers and never label them so I never know what I'm having for lunch haha

 

[Katya]

Lie in their bed and eat toast so they have to sleep in breadcrumbs

Strip their bedding

These are just pure evil!

 

[rocksalt101]

Swap all the dvds into the wrong cases

 

[bellaburgundia]

Pick the remainders of my freshly exfoliated foot pack treatment off and mix with the granola