You're a burglar, but instead of stealing, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.

[Toppsie]

Hide all the left shoes from each pair

 

[Sybil]

I’ve steal laces from people’s trainers/Lace shoes but leave the Shoes.
I’d steal one sock from each pair.
Then I’d steal every light bulb in the house.

 

[Lottiedooda]

Swap every photo in the house to photos of Donald Trump x

 

[Thecatsmother]

Drink all their milk and put the empty container back in the fridge.

 

[Nellie]

Put some prawns in the hems of the curtains.

 

[ChloChlo]

I'd just water some cress seeds into a fluffy rug. And wait.

 

[Amymeanyminymo]

Swap a couple of keys around on their keyboards (the O for I)... tried and tested on a colleague

 

[Naysayer]

Get rid of all the phone chargers. Plugs and usb leads. Honestly, it's the most traumatic thing in this house when someone's charger stops working and they go begging someone to use a charger for a bit! ( There's 6 of us!)

 

[Practically Perfect]

ok this one would cause an injury but hey ho - spray polish on the laminate floor..... this has happened to me when i have been over zealous with the cleaning and my it is slippy.

• hide the forks.
• Take off all the 'series links' on the TV planner
• Permanently delete the things they have set to 'keep'
• take/break the caps off aerosols
• empty the wash basket and put the dirty washing on it, not in it (a little peeve of mine)
• Change the PIN number on the alarm (that clearly I know cos I broke in, but not if i live nearby)
• Similar to the battery one earlier, take fuses out of plugs (mum used to do that to me when i was grounded - cow)
• Change the decaf coffee to full fat.

 

[Naysayer]

Oh thought of another one. This is fun! Playing the long game with this one ( depending on when in the year it is) tangle ALL Christmas lights in lots of knots if lights are on a prelit tree, take out the fuse bulb and several others hehe!

 

[Katiemay19]

Scissors. All of them.

And the TV remote.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Put a live laugh love sticker on their wall

 

[Leita]

Put red food colouring in their milk.

Replace shampoo with hair remover.

Sprinkling itching powder in their underwear drawer.

Sew the tops up on their socks.

Pop some tissues in the washing machine.

 

[Titntat]

Put some prawns in the hems of the curtains.

Someone did this at work. But they left a kipper in the ceiling tiles above the managers toilet

 

[AmberSpyglass]

oooooo that would piss me off takes me for ever to make a bed

I’ll second that , I’d go postal

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Sprinkle glitter everywhere

 

[Lanavalentine]

All the cushions off the sofa (not just the decorative ones but the actual cushion-y parts of the sofa).

 

[StephenTJackson]

Hide the router!

Change the Wi-Fi password (obviously only possible if they’ve left it as factory default and you can read it off the back, but surely most people do).

 

[nbt]

Super glue in with the shampoo, move some furniture around just so things look slightly off, put all the books so that pages face outwards.

Reminds me of Friends when Chandler tidies up but then the sofa doesn’t line up with the rug and Joey can’t put his feet on the table

 

[JOHN1967]

Well not quite someone doing this but next doors cat got in when the other half left house door open when sorting out garage. I did a massive shit behind the sofa and curtains. Said the house smelt of shit when I got home but was tired and went to bed. Next morning still the faint smell was cleaning living room anyway but decided to move sofa stood in it

Some typos are fun, why did you shit behind the sofa.


I hope it's a typo.