I'm so damn close to unsubscibing because YITS is no longer an entertaining trainwreck to watch. Youtube trainwrecks are a dime a dozen these days and I can easily move on to another. Willy Ole Boy, I'm about to spill the beans and help you out big time and lead you in the right direction because it's obvious you are absolutely clueless on how to maintain the Youtube following that luckily fell into your lap. Your current direction is killing your channel, so listen up Fatty McButterpants!
First of all, swallow your pride and stop being such an arrogant prick. That drives people away faster than anything! Be a humble numbskull idiot. People eat that up. You aren't God's gift to Youtube. You are not a celebrity. Truth be told your channel grew because people hate watch you. They hate you! They love to watch you two buffoons bumble your way cluelessly through the Smokies like adult children. You all are an absolute trainwreck...and THAT IS WHY PEOPLE WATCH. So don't edit out the buffoonery. When you can't ride a rollercoaster because you're too fat, film that walk of shame, don't edit it out. People subscribed to watch you simpletons waddle around aimlessly, stuff your gullets with shitty food, and mispronunce menus and other basic words like FURMINGOS. That was the appeal of your channel man! If you start pronouning FLAMINGOS correctly I've instantly lost interest in the channel. Cater directly to your followers. Your followers are mostly hate watchers and also some loyal stans who are as dumb as yourselves. The stans want Smokies content only....NOT Vegas, Hershey, Cali, Route 66, etc...bullshit. They only want Smokies content. Don't lose those loyalists by trying to travel afar. You do not have the skill or charisma of Woo or Carpetbagger to cover the entire country. Stick to the Smokies to keep your Stans from rapidly unsubbing. And you better also cater to the hate-watchers because they are your majority base. Be the buffoons and simpletons you really are. Dont edit that stuff out. Mispronounce menus and words like Furminos, Carneenos, and Chagganooga! They love it. You both need to embrace the TRAINWRECK that you are. Don't hide it by editing that shit out...film it and live iit because that's your true selves. Your editing needs to be minimal and terrible, because that's what makes you entertaining and funny. Yall are DUMB-ASSES and that's what the viewers want to see! The people at the zoo are mezmerized by the stupid gorillas throwing poo at each other. Reality stars like Honey Booboo, Paris Hilton, Duck Dynasty, Anna Nicole Smith, etc...made a living doing just that. YOU"RE WELCOME!
