Would you rather......

[Pineapple glitter]

Early



Would you rather have a reputation for being boring or overbearing?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Never eat sweets

Cry rainbow-coloured tears or fart rainbow-coloured gas balls

 

[watermelon sugar]

Oversized ears

would you rather save 3 of your closest family or 1000 people you don’t know?

 

[WilmaHun]

Similar to Q&A but would you rathers....


Would you rather have whatever you are thinking to appear above your head for everyone to see or have absolutely everything you do live streamed for anyone to see?

 

[Sheabutter]

No makeup

Would you rather know for certain that a god exists or have it stay mysterious?

Also I miss the peacefulness of full lockdown

 

[watermelon sugar]

Taylor swift

would you rather be caught masturbating by your neighbour or be caught having sex by your grandma?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Last

Have only one eyebrow or no eyelashes

 

[strawb]

best friend

would you rather elope or have a huge wedding?

 

[Peaches_xox]

Flash my tits at the postman

would you rather have your WhatsApp messages leaked to all your friends, or your tattle posts?

 

[ClockworkDolly]

Bitching about them….as did once happen to me many moons ago. Hey ho…

Would you rather moon to your next door neighbour, or flash your tits at them?

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Give up salary


Would you rather have your hair smell of bin juice or rotten eggs, for one whole week?

 

[Peaches_xox]

High paying job that I hate

would you rather be really clever but really ugly, or be really dumb but really good looking?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Work colleagues

would you rather always have an itchy ear or always have an itchy nose?

 

[justmeandmycat]

How to knit!

Would you rather marry Trump or Boris Johnson (no divorce allowed)?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Ready for the day

would you rather have a pause button or a rewind button for your life?

 

[ClockworkDolly]

Happy moments happier.

Would you rather go to church and flash your tits at the congregation, or flash your arse instead?

 

[Peaches_xox]

All world languages

Would you rather be able to sing or dance?

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Odd tits


Would you rather work full-time at a nursery or a zoo?

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Be stuck in a lift

Would you rather have a magic wand or an invisibility cloak?

Invisibility cloak so I can find out all the tea!

Would you rather appear on Come Dine With Me or Four In A Bed?

 

[LadyTonya]

Ricky Gervais!! Less ick i think

WYR go out for a night on the piss with Katie Price or Kerry Katona?