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would you rather have a penis on your head or your downstairs always stink of fish?
would you rather have a penis on your head or your downstairs always stink of fish?
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would you rather have a penis on your head or your downstairs always stink of fish?
Would you rather lick a sweaty scrotum or sniff a cheesy foreskin?
Sniff a cheeser, at least you can try and hold your breath whilst doing so.
Would you rather lick a tramps arse, or eat vomit?
Would you rather lick a tramps arse, or eat vomit?
Lick a woman's arse!
Would you rather give AJ or Curtis Pritchard a rim job?
Would you rather give AJ or Curtis Pritchard a rim job?
I’d honestly rather die
would you rather accidentally call your boss mum or hug someone from behind thinking it’s your mate but it was actually a stranger?
would you rather accidentally call your boss mum or hug someone from behind thinking it’s your mate but it was actually a stranger?
Call my boss mum!
Would you rather have a dirty house forever or have a dirty body?
@Gloria Rostron your questions are tough! 
i guess rather a dirty house than dirty body
would you rather cheat or be cheated on?
i guess rather a dirty house than dirty body
would you rather cheat or be cheated on?
Cheat.
Would you rather walk around your neighbourhood stark naked, or go into work and strip off all your clothes in front of your boss?
Would you rather walk around your neighbourhood stark naked, or go into work and strip off all your clothes in front of your boss?
strip in front of my boss
would you rather have to give up meat or cheese for a year?
would you rather have to give up meat or cheese for a year?
Give up cheese 
would you rather your co worker walk in on you on the toilet or your co worker walk in on you bitching about them?
would you rather your co worker walk in on you on the toilet or your co worker walk in on you bitching about them?
Bitching about them….as did once happen to me many moons ago. Hey ho…
Would you rather moon to your next door neighbour, or flash your tits at them?
Hey ho…Would you rather moon to your next door neighbour, or flash your tits at them?
Moon
would you rather wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you, or accidentally say ‘love you’ to the waiter rather than ‘thank you’ ?
would you rather wave at someone who is actually waving at the person behind you, or accidentally say ‘love you’ to the waiter rather than ‘thank you’ ?
Rather say, ‘love you’ to the waiter.
Would you rather shag Boris Johnson, or give Michael Gove a BJ?
Would you rather shag Boris Johnson, or give Michael Gove a BJ?
Give Michael Gove a BJ.Rather say, ‘love you’ to the waiter.
Would you rather shag Boris Johnson, or give Michael Gove a BJ?
Would you rather give Stephen Bear or Kem Cetinay a BJ?
Kem Cetinay.
Would you rather have dentures or no hair for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have dentures or no hair for the rest of your life?
No hair
Would you rather swallow Chris Hughes's love potion
or be teabagged by Gaz Beadle?Meh if I had to pick itd probs be teabagged cos I really don’t like Chris Hughes
Would you rather get caught watching porn or be caught practising sex positions with a pillow?
Would you rather get caught watching porn or be caught practising sex positions with a pillow?
watching porn
would you rather only listen to metal or techno for the rest of your life?
would you rather only listen to metal or techno for the rest of your life?
Techno
would you rather tit yourself on the bus or throw up over someone on the train?
would you rather tit yourself on the bus or throw up over someone on the train?
throw up over someone at least then they'll be the messy one not me i'm terrible
would you rather have a manicure or a pedicure done?
i'm terriblewould you rather have a manicure or a pedicure done?