Worst song lyrics?

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

No sure who sang it but ..." what she gonna look like with a chimney on her head

It took me years after that was released to find out that a chimney means a black eye. Teenage me was happy enough singing about someone woman who was just casually wondering what another woman would look like if she put a roof chimney on her. Ahhh the good ol' days before google

 

[theghosttown]

Classic AKON

I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
Damn girl
Damn you'se a sexy witch
A sexy witch
Damn you'se a sexy witch
Damn girl

 

[Miss98]

What does the Fox say?

 

[IndigoViolet]

It took me years after that was released to find out that a chimney means a black eye. Teenage me was happy enough singing about someone woman who was just casually wondering what another woman would look like if she put a roof chimney on her. Ahhh the good ol' days before google

Ohhh....I thought it was about the Wizard of Oz.....

 

[LittleBird]

Young T & Bugsy - Strike A Pose but specifically when Aitch chimes in with:

I got some white chocolate, I promise you'll like the taste of it

 

[Babyyoda88]

Lady Gaga Bad Romance...

“I want your weird, I want your disease” I immediately think chlamydia

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Ok people I am going to blow your minds with a young cuntry chap called Keith Urban... (I don't know if that is his real name or he wanted to go for cuntry/street?)

From "You'll think of me" (I did think it was cat and not cap, but still it is tit)

And take your cap and leave my sweater
'Cause we have nothing left to weather
In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
But you'll think of me, you'll think of me

wick!

 

[Sunraged]

What's your flava
Do me a favour
Don't give me no favours


Anything by that tit gibbon Robbie Williams (which isn't a lot because he writes duck all).

There was one recently about "Maradona is a Gonna".

 

[Sazbee]

Young T & Bugsy - Strike A Pose but specifically when Aitch chimes in with:

I got some white chocolate, I promise you'll like the taste of it

I find Aitch a bit altogether. Whenever he is rapping I just think of his face and I feel a bit ick.

 

[LittleBird]

I find Aitch a bit altogether. Whenever he is rapping I just think of his face and I feel a bit ick.

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one

 

[totallytaz]

Most songs released by Scooter.

“How much is the fish?”

“Got the power, take a shower”

“Respect to the man in the ice cream van”

“It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane, it must be Dave who’s on the train.

“The painted COW”

 

[missmisty]

Rihanna ft Drake- What’s my Name:

Yeah, I heard you good with them soft lips
Yeah you know word of mouth
The square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
'Cause I've been tryna work it out

 

[ChickenDipper99]

Brian McFadden - Real to me

And we'll invite the family round
And drink some English tea
Then I raise up my finger and watch football on TV
Yeah, oh, now that's what's real to me

 

[CatCafe234]

I'm SO glad I'm not the only one

OK, I know nothing about that genre of music and I was listening to the Christmas TOTP the other day when they announced Aitch. Have to admit that for a while I was really confused about the new direction that H from Steps was going in ...

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

Last Friday Night by Katy Perry came on the other day and this belter of the lyric reminded me how cringe the song is
‘Think a need a ginger ale, that was such an epic fail’

 

[The Dowager]

Young T & Bugsy - Strike A Pose but specifically when Aitch chimes in with:

I got some white chocolate, I promise you'll like the taste of it

This whole song makes me rage, it’s vile.

Anything that refers to a woman, or all women, as ‘shorty’ Especially when whoever’s saying it is all of 5ft7 themselves; looking at you Bieber.

Also, Dark Horse by Katy Perry is incredible, but ruined by the inclusion of ‘she’ll eat your heart out like Jeffrey Dhamer’. The friends and families of his victims are still alive, imagine hearing this come on the radio and know that your loved one’s death has been used as a cheap reference in a pop song.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

One of Shakira's songs contains the line "I used to read survival guides when my world was full of seven-legged cats." Presumably for advice on dealing with the nuclear disaster that caused all the species to mutate

 

[watermelon sugar]

Another Shakira song, Whenever Wherever

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

What??

 

[chandlercheesecake]

Beyonce - Best Thing I Never Had

"You showed your a and I saw the real you"

 

[ProphecyGirl]

Taylor Swift - Shake it off

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (Whoo-hoo-hoo)


maybe we just hate your boring and rit songs