Worst song lyrics?

[Narc ahoy]

Post the lyrics that make you cringe or think are stupid.

"Ain't gon' be no picnic" - Cheryl, Fight For This Love. It's the mix of US ghetto and twee English saying that gets me.

"Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it" - Rihanna, S&M.

"Talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour" - Ed Sheeran, Shape of You. Like he couldn't think what rhymed, so he put that in.

 

[chandlercheesecake]

Does she rub your feet when youve had a long day?
Scratch your scalp when you take out your braids?
- Walk Away by Paula DeAnda

 

[Pixipoppy]

Any Ed Sheran song

 

[Definitely Maybe]

'Guilty Feet have got no rhythm' Careless Whisper , George Michael

 

[rainbowlemon]

"Your sex is on fire." Lol what?

Kings of Leon.

 

[Yel]

Pitbull when he rhymes Kodak with Kodak

Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

 

[Scorpihoe]

That robin thicke song, “blurred lines” the lyrics were something like “I know you want it” etc

 

[Babyyoda88]

Annoying or genius? ...



I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

 

[DCICassieStuart]

"Your sex is on fire." Lol what?

Kings of Leon.

My friend had that as his ringtone around the time it was released. Shortly afterwards a meme started doing that rounds that said "If your sex is on fire, you probably have chlamydia"

The amount of times he had it sent to him

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

Annoying or genius? ...



I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

My friends and I sing variations of this... (if i was green i would die, if I was green I would die) (I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy)

 

[mcfeez]

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window,
Guess that’s why they call it window pane"

 

[Babyyoda88]

“I ain't no hollaback girl”

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

"Well tonight thank god its them instead of you"
And "there wont be snow in Africa this Christmas time" Africa is a big place so there may well be snow, and how is that going to help starving people?

Band aid in general is CRINGE.

 

[Yel]

"Well tonight thank god its them instead of you"

Bono was (allegedly) demanding he gets that line for the re-records else he won't participate.

The only thing worse than band aid is band aid with the bedingfield siblings.

Didn't Rachel Stevens crash the video because will young invited her and the organizers didn't feel like they could tell her to go away?

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

Bono was (allegedly) demanding he gets that line for the re-records else we won't participate.

The only thing worse than band aid is band aid with the bedingfield siblings.

Didn't Rachel Stevens crash the video because will young invited her and the organizers didn't feel like they could tell her to go away?

Yes! I think that is the worst version of an already horrific song

 

[Yel]

Yes! I think that is the worst version of an already horrific song

Quite an achievement when the next one had Rita ora and Sam Smith

I'd rather play the Kylie, Jason and bananarama if I had to play one of them

 

[HockyRorror]

I can’t forget
To stay real
To me it’s like breathing

 

[Rockin' Robin]

"Well tonight thank god its them instead of you"
And "there wont be snow in Africa this Christmas time" Africa is a big place so there may well be snow, and how is that going to help starving people?

Band aid in general is CRINGE.

Heard that song on the radio today, amongst all the other nauseating offerings this time of year.
Do they know it's Christmas?
Of course they blinking don't!

 

[ClockworkDolly]

"Well tonight thank god its them instead of you"
And "there wont be snow in Africa this Christmas time" Africa is a big place so there may well be snow, and how is that going to help starving people?

Band aid in general is CRINGE.

I said this very thing to someone today, about that very lyric.

 

[Rbarb-bkini]

One Direction have some weird lyrics but I think the worst is Girl Almighty.
"Her light is as loud as many ambulances
As it takes just to save a saviour, oh, woah, woah, woah
Now, she floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake, that her love is made up, no, no, no, no"

Just... What?