Worst song lyrics?

[Petulant_vlogger]

"Well tonight thank god its them instead of you"
And "there wont be snow in Africa this Christmas time" Africa is a big place so there may well be snow, and how is that going to help starving people?

Band aid in general is CRINGE.

 

[Yel]

Pitbull when he rhymes Kodak with Kodak

Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

Kanye west: Now, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole

 

[mcfeez]

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window,
Guess that’s why they call it window pane"

 

[DCICassieStuart]

"Your sex is on fire." Lol what?

Kings of Leon.

My friend had that as his ringtone around the time it was released. Shortly afterwards a meme started doing that rounds that said "If your sex is on fire, you probably have chlamydia"

The amount of times he had it sent to him

 

[Narc ahoy]

Post the lyrics that make you cringe or think are stupid.

"Ain't gon' be no picnic" - Cheryl, Fight For This Love. It's the mix of US ghetto and twee English saying that gets me.

"Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it" - Rihanna, S&M.

"Talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour" - Ed Sheeran, Shape of You. Like he couldn't think what rhymed, so he put that in.

 

[Pixipoppy]

Any Ed Sheran song

 

[Yel]

"Well tonight thank god its them instead of you"

Bono was (allegedly) demanding he gets that line for the re-records else he won't participate.

The only thing worse than band aid is band aid with the bedingfield siblings.

Didn't Rachel Stevens crash the video because will young invited her and the organizers didn't feel like they could tell her to go away?

 

[rainbowlemon]

"Your sex is on fire." Lol what?

Kings of Leon.

 

[Scorpihoe]

That robin thicke song, “blurred lines” the lyrics were something like “I know you want it” etc

 

[Babyyoda88]

Annoying or genius? ...



I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

 

[theghosttown]

Classic AKON

I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
Damn girl
Damn you'se a sexy bitch
A sexy bitch
Damn you'se a sexy bitch
Damn girl

 

[HockyRorror]

I can’t forget
To stay real
To me it’s like breathing

 

[bubbadabut]

"Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth" Damien Rice

In fact, any song that mentions the taste of someone.


Robbie Williams has a plethora of bad song lyrics. His entire 'rap' at the end of Kids which I shamefully know all the words to:

I'm an honorary
Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly
Raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the
Record company dropping me
Press be asking do
I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking
For serial monogamy
Not some bird that
Looks like Billy Connolly
But for now
I'm down with ornithology
Grab your binoculars
Come follow me

 

[aimzalicious]

These lyrics from Foundations by Kate Nash annoy me everytime it comes on:

You said I must eat so many lemons
'Cause I am so bitter
I said "I'd rather be with your friends, mate
'Cause they are much fitter

 

[Sunraged]

What's your flava
Do me a favour
Don't give me no favours


Anything by that shit gibbon Robbie Williams (which isn't a lot because he writes fuck all).

There was one recently about "Maradona is a Gonna".

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

No sure who sang it but ..." what she gonna look like with a chimney on her head

It took me years after that was released to find out that a chimney means a black eye. Teenage me was happy enough singing about someone woman who was just casually wondering what another woman would look like if she put a roof chimney on her. Ahhh the good ol' days before google

 

[watermelon sugar]

Another Shakira song, Whenever Wherever

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

What??

 

[luna012432]

Chris Brown - Privacy - Ex use to put this on every car journey

Ain't nobody here but you and me
Licking your private parts
And I know you love your privacy
You don't need a shower, you already wet
Know that pussy power, telling me I ain't ready yet
I say, "F*ck it, " face my fears, baby
When I lick it, I put tears in it

 

[Kim Mild]

Des'ree Life , especially

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news