Worst song lyrics?

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Kanye west: Now, if I duck this model
And she just bleached her mole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an mole
 
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Any song by Taylor Swift. Her music drains the lift out of me.

I do like the song but..
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue

😂
 
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Ariana Grande ‘Positions’. Setting women’s rights back a century or two. And don’t get me started on the ‘empowering’ female President music video 🙄 In fact, I can think of several Ariana songs which are hailed as feminist and actually make my skin crawl.


Switchin' the positions for you
Cookin' in the kitchen and I'm in the bedroom
I'm in the Olympics, way I'm jumpin' through hoops
Know my love infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do
That I won't do, switchin' for you
 
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"Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth" Damien Rice 🤮

In fact, any song that mentions the taste of someone.


Robbie Williams has a plethora of bad song lyrics. His entire 'rap' at the end of Kids which I shamefully know all the words to:

I'm an honorary
Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly
Raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the
Record company dropping me
Press be asking do
I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking
For serial monogamy
Not some bird that
Looks like Billy Connolly
But for now
I'm down with ornithology
Grab your binoculars
Come follow me
 
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Chris Brown - Privacy - Ex use to put this on every car journey 🙄

Ain't nobody here but you and me
Licking your private parts
And I know you love your privacy
You don't need a shower, you already wet
Know that cat power, telling me I ain't ready yet
I say, "duck it, " face my fears, baby
When I lick it, I put tears in it
 
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These lyrics from Foundations by Kate Nash annoy me everytime it comes on:

You said I must eat so many lemons
'Cause I am so bitter
I said "I'd rather be with your friends, mate
'Cause they are much fitter


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Girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat til you can’t sweat no more.......... eh?

Also by far the worst is Another Level - Freak Me. Good god the lyrics of that song are horrendous.
 
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“She’s Electric” by Oasis
Catchy tune but terrible lyrics. Includes:
She’s got a sister
In the palm of her hand there’s a blister...

Girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat til you can’t sweat no more.......... eh?

Also by far the worst is Another Level - Freak Me. Good god the lyrics of that song are horrendous.
Think that was a cover. Original was by a group called Silk IIRC
 
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Agreeing with the band aid song, especially when people are happily screaming it out together in a chant like it isn't about people dying and starving.
 
Girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat til you can’t sweat no more.......... eh?
I loved that song as a kid (talking 8 or 9) 🙈 always would play it full blast! No clue why my parents didnt step in on take the cd away 😂😂
 
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The regents 7teen

*More nasty lyrics*

17 and not yet a woman. 17 thought that you were never coming. 17 completely new sensations.


 
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Des'ree Life , especially

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
 
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“She’s Electric” by Oasis
Catchy tune but terrible lyrics. Includes:
She’s got a sister
In the palm of her hand there’s a blister...


Think that was a cover. Original was by a group called Silk IIRC
It was but fortunately for them they didn’t have Dane Bowers grinding to the video!!!
 
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My friends and I often used to jokingly sing along to Control Myself by LL Cool J and JLo. So many classic lines, but my favourite is:

Her top was short and purple
Belly dancin' in a circle
 
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These lyrics from Foundations by Kate Nash annoy me everytime it comes on:

You said I must eat so many lemons
'Cause I am so bitter
I said "I'd rather be with your friends, mate
'Cause they are much fitter


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I kinda love those lyrics, the song structure is pretty complex and the petty lyrics kinda emphasise how stupid things get when someone is annoying you. 😆

My friends and I often used to jokingly sing along to Control Myself by LL Cool J and JLo. So many classic lines, but my favourite is:

Her top was short and purple
Belly dancin' in a circle
Zu zu zu zu zu zu zu zu

So ahead of its time 🤣