What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
Fsh
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Jessica Taylor Exposed - Her company WhatsApp group spoke about posting poo to a CSA survivor and threatened employees with taking everything they owned if they whistleblew. The not-a-medial-doctor refused to give any evidence for any of her claims and has an extensive history of falsely reporting vulnerable women that speak up to the police for stalking and harassment. Listen now!
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Did you know Jonathan Ross got arrested for robbing kitchen utensils?
It was a whisk worth taking
It was a whisk worth taking
What do your call a bear with no ears?
B
B
Why do crabs not give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Because they’re shellfish.
how many penguins fit into a phone booth?
two
two
What's the most common time people book dentist appointments?
Tooth hurtie
Tooth hurtie
My wife just found out I replaced the bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof. 
Never trust acupuncturists
They'll stab you in the back
They'll stab you in the back
I don't get this one
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison ? You can't wash your hands in a a buffalo ..........
i guess that's why it's so bad
Two dyslexics walk into a bra
An old man returned home from buying his morning paper, it was bin collection day.
as he got closer to his house he noticed a man in a high vis standing by house
“hey mate where’s ya bin?”
old man: “I’ve been to the shop to buy the paper!”
“no mate where’s ya wheelie bin?”
old man: “I’ve really been to the shop to buy the paper!”
as he got closer to his house he noticed a man in a high vis standing by house
“hey mate where’s ya bin?”
old man: “I’ve been to the shop to buy the paper!”
“no mate where’s ya wheelie bin?”
old man: “I’ve really been to the shop to buy the paper!”
Why don’t ants ever get ill?
Because they have anti-bodies.
Because they have anti-bodies.
Why did Bono fall off the stage?
Because he stood too close to The Edge!
Because he stood too close to The Edge!
I went for a job interview with IKEA today. The interviewer called me in and said "Welcome, please make a seat"
Can you believe the price of velcro?
It's a rip off
It's a rip off