Winter Love Island 2023 #5

[kayl1986]

As if you’d trust tom. You turn your back he’d be in bed with your friend. He’s just dirty

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Aarons had no luck with the girls but least he’s telling Lana how it is

 

[1181carmenta]

Ron just isn’t that into Lana. When he thought she was the fittest he was happy and as soon as someone who got more male attention came in, suddenly it’s like Lana who?

 

[Holmessk]

Kai on Tanyel 'I'm the only one who can put up with her' You facking charmer.

 

[whisperchat]

'you literally say two words and go to bed' hahahaha yes go on Ellie.. tell him! HES A BORING FUCKER

 

[jadach]

Hahah Olivia is going kill ellie

she’s not a second option! she’s the third.

 

[EssieBessie]

 

[VanterreDuPont]

Is it just me who doesn't find Ron attractive? He has something quite common about his features. Hard to explain, but some people just naturally have a kind of cheap look.

 

[Clovis]

Tell him to fuck off, Lana. Spencer is just there, ready and waiting.

 

[Holograms]

Kai really think he has options

 

[Notredamn]

Why does Ronald feel the need to tell Lana that Samie is his type? Not every thought needs saying out loud

 

[digestivebiccies]

I love when Shaq calls out the boys!! Gowawnnn

 

[Holmessk]

I feel like Kai has just learned to talk.

 

[iieee]

We must protect Tanyel at all costs. Bin these men.

 

[gummy-bear]

New to this thread. Wasn’t gonna watch and then wasn’t gonna comment but … here I am. Lord help me
I know Olivia personally and she’s awful. From a wealthy Brighton family. Toxic through and through. Very involved with the VIP nightclub scenes, see and be seen kind of thing. Think she may have shagged one of my ex boyfriends too but don’t have the receipts for it

Lana has had a lucky escape. She’ll do a camilla I think and meet a babe later on
I like Tanyel, I reckon she’s hard work but worth it long term
Unpopular opinion- I actually think Aaron is alright! I know there’s been stories coming from other seasons but I don’t hate him from what I’ve seen
Kai- vile, nothing else to say there
Will and Jessie - I don’t get it. Think she’ll break his heart :-( he’s lovely though although does remind me of a blonde version of the dude who’s just been arrested for the Idaho murders ..
Samie - gorgeous but I think a bit boring
Tanya - nice but knows she’s safe
Zara - ughhh. I want to like her but I think she’s BUSY. Hope she calms down as she has good potential
Tom- lights are on but no one is home. Dense
Ron - fuckboy. Don’t think he’s fit at all
Spencer - lmao. Reminds me of any man you’d find in Fulham on a Saturday night. Pinky rings give me the biggest ick of all time

I’m sure I’ll have some further thoughts to share later

 

[Jellybb]

If Lana let’s this cunt back in she has zero self respect

 

[RinsedHoops]

Turns out Tom is the new Collard. Absolutely maniac move from a man that dull.
Ellie is a snake and her dress sense is shit
Lana's not nice
Jessie has the ick
Ron is for the streets
Olivia hen, you're about to get fucked over so badly
Newfound respect for Zara
Tanyel is the queen.

 

[conrea37]

Team Tanyel

 

[GillyWilly]

I still that that Alex Bowen is without doubt the fittest bloke to ever have come out of Love Island

Noooo.... he's aged really badly IMO. Maybe too much of the white stuff mixed in with being a new parent?

I have two words for the fittest man to come out of LI..... OVIE SOKO

 

[mrsbucket]

I hope Ron gets to pick first. I want to see if Lana really is his first choice like he keeps saying

Also, does anyone else think Tom and Olivia's chat is dead? I don't understand their attraction/unfinished business storyline when their conversations are drier than the Sahara. I actually think Tom seemed to click more with Ellie.