What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while drunk, and how did you get over it?

[Gossipingoodforthesoul]

Went out one night for a friend of a friends missus 21st birthday dont know why I went the girl didnt like bit thought it would be fun to get that drunk that when I was on the dancefloor I dropped my drink and it went all over the birthday girls party dress and I mean everywhere the bottle hit the floor bottom up and shot my drink all over her hair face dress bag shoes her boyfriend thought it was hysterical

 

[LuckyCharm]

Not something that I am embarrassed by but something i find funny when drunk....
I had a masectomy and have a breast prostheses for my bra, after a drink i like wind our friends up asking if they want to see my boobs or feel it then chuck it to them . Thankfully my husband and friends have a good sense of humour.

My grandma used to do that too when we were younger, my sister and I would throw it at my (male) cousin

 

[Londoncailín]

Sorry-I didn’t mean to laugh
he will have seen it all before and from his point of view he did the right thing by getting onto the student well being
just laugh it off-we’ve all done daft things (and it could have been far worse!)

I also found this hilarious. Being a recent graduate, I hope I do not find inspiration from this post

 

[DoctorWho]

People think I’m boring now as I don’t drink much. I think it’s because I did so much stupid shit in my 20’s I like an easy drama free life now

I’m scraping the last few months of my 20’s hoping to calm down abit in my 30’s

 

[Dancing Dave]

On a Work night out I somehow got so drunk I danced on tables, did tipple tales down the street and near broke my back, karaoke, fell down many sets of stairs, ran away from everyone and locked myself in the toilet when they said I should go home and contacted my fiance to collect me and laid in a homeless man’s dog basket with his dog as he busked and sang along to the dog. I was ill for about a week after this

Sounds like a Rebel Wilson film lol.

Most of mine are to do with my phone. I decide to message half my phone book - last summer I sent a slightly naughty photo to someone I shouldn't have. Thankfully, my face wasn't in said photo, still had my knickers on and an arm over my tits. So nothing was on show "too much". I died for about a week and then a friend messaged and said she'd accidentally sent one to a work colleague instead of her fuck buddy around the same time Mortified none the less and I try to ignore my phone on nights out now.

My early 20s was probably just going home with the wrong people and drunk texting.

 

[E84Blair]

Omg this thread gave me the laugh I needed today!

ok, my go.

so many, many moons ago I went to my first office Christmas party. I drank my weight in spirits and proceeded to confess to EVERYONE, including my senior management and directors, my undying love for the oddball, creepy guy working in another department. you know the one that makes chest contact rather than eye contact I could not have been more repulsed by this man but in my drunken state I told everyone how I fancied the pants off him, he overheard my professions and made excuses that he had a girlfriend (he didn’t) coz I scared him that much. I literally want to die when I think of it, I didn’t last too long in that job afterwards

Gahh this reminded me of when I ran into a creep I used to work with at a bar. I was so drunk I spent the whole evening flirting with him. Luckily he wasn't interested but I cringe at that memory.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

I was sick all over a table at my brother in laws engagement party

I was at a works charity night. Having already handed in my notice and full of vodka I spent a lot of the night telling the area manager what I hated about the company. Fast forward a few months and the new job wasn't what I thought it was and I ended up back at the old company. I have no idea why they gave me that job back.

After a night out my friend stayed back at mine. In the morning I had a vague recollection of getting up at some point to go to the toilet. But apparently I hadn't made it to the actual toilet. I had pissed and taken a shit on her clothes she'd left in a pile on the floor I was absolutely mortified. A few years later I learned that she was actually a massive cunt so I don't feel bad about it now.

Oh god that’s amazing, I can’t believe you pooped on your mates clothes

 

[Londoncailín]

Nah having an Irish accent and boobs goes along way in the UK

I know. I have both

 

[Elisha97]

You must be fairly local to where I am.... I believe we are the only area that use the word tipple tail!

I’m north east haha

 

[caitlinbullen]

People think I’m boring now as I don’t drink much. I think it’s because I did so much stupid shit in my 20’s I like an easy drama free life now

Same! I tell people that I rarely drink because I’m WAY to much fun/trouble when I do and seriously they ain’t ready for that

 

[LM1]

My grandma used to do that too when we were younger, my sister and I would throw it at my (male) cousin

Brilliant , got to have fun and laugh haven't you

 

[chocolate choux]

Where do I start...me and my gay best mate went on a last minute night out, I had a fair few vodkas at home before I left for the club and by the time I got there, I was already smashed and it wasn't even midnight. It was only a small club and it wasn't very busy at the time. I noticed a guy standing on his own and convinced myself he looked just like Ed Miliband. I went around telling strangers in the club that Ed Miliband was here and then I went upto the lookalike, told him who he looked like and asked him to come back to mine He was actually very sweet and said he would rather go on a date with me and we swapped numbers. 5 minutes later my friend took me home in a taxi cos I was too drunk to function. That night I also asked a guy with a naturally high voice if he had been sucking on helium


Another night I got so drunk with my mate, that we got a taxi back to these guys house which was half an hour away. The embarrassing moment happened when I was very much hungover - I woke up about 8am next to this guy on the floor and was horrified. I didn't wanna wake my mate up but I had work in a few hours. I had no idea where I was so I grabbed my bag and crept out the house and just started walking until I found a main road and a shop. I found a cash point in the shop and got £50 out for a taxi, found a taxi company on google and ordered one. 10 minutes later I saw a silver car pull up outside the shop so I walked over, opened the back door and started getting into the car until the driver turned around all confused and said "oh sorry love I'm not a taxi" - I'd got into some random blokes car and I was absolutely mortified! I went and hid behind the postbox for a good 5 minutes

Did anything develop with the Ed Miliband lookalike though?

 

[squarebutton]

Ed Miliband...Dominic Raab....I am sensing some kind of pattern here....

Oh shit I’ve been rumbled

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

I peed my pants (unconsciously) on a sofa when drunk. I only found out about it the next day. Word got out and I was humiliated. I don't think I've ever got over it.

 

[Rose91]

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Thinking about it I have a bad track record with weddings.


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Theres definitely something about weddings that brings out the drunkest behaviour. At my friends wedding me and my best friend got stupidly drunk, my parents picked us up and my friend falling head first onto the back seat and flashing her holder inner pants. We also spent the journey home going on and on about how hot the grooms brother was

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

When I was a teenager I was on holiday with family, went swimming in the sea, got out and had the worst headache which was getting worse and worse by the minute. Everyone including strangers on the beach were really concerned for me, laying me down, covering me up, fanning me and giving me water thinking I had sun stroke or something. Ended up being taken to hospital and when I was waiting to see a doctor I put my hand on my forehead and realised this whole ordeal was cos my goggles were on too tight round my head

Also was in a club once completely off my tits. Everyones running off for some reason and my mates are trying to pull me off the dancefloor and I'm like "naaaaaah leave me alone this tunes about to drop any sec"
Turns out there was a bomb scare and I'd been dancing to the fire alarm for a good few mins

I’m howling at these! Literally comedy gems

 

[Honeytheonions]

Chatted up the ugly friend of an ex. Made myself look like a very sad desperado.

 

[princessmaire80]

I don’t drink alcohol anymore, but I’ve done some corkers while drunk.
Best three- visiting London with my best mate, got horrendously drunk in what used to be Yates’ in Leicester Square. Headed back to the night bus stop, and I slipped on a discarded kebab. Fell flat on my bum. Brand new trousers and shoes ended up covered in kebab, and I hurt my foot so next day had to go to hospital and get it x-rayed. The staff got a good giggle when they found out what I had done

Second- this is a good one but I’m going to have to be a bit vague. Went to a sports club function also with said best friend (she’s not the bad influence- I was!) I drank way too much and ended up getting off with someone that I shouldn’t have. I really liked this guy, and my mate liked his mate too. Difference was my mate knew how to just have a laugh with them. I didn’t his mate ended up filming it and was going to put it on YouTube until my mate persuaded him not to- but the whole club saw it until the guy who took it eventually left. Something weird later happened though and I ended up getting drunk in the clubhouse and telling everyone this guy who I had kissed was a shit kisser the whole situation was weird. We were way closer than we should have been; and in fact he ended up breaking my heart which I supposed was probably inevitable.

Third- first date with my now husband. I was so nervous that I ended up getting horribly drunk, and when we went to the cinema I fell asleep on him and actually dribbled a bit on his shirt Fortunately he saw the funny side- as we’re still together 17 years later and have been married just under 4 years.

 

[working9-5]

I’m scraping the last few months of my 20’s hoping to calm down abit in my 30’s

Plenty of life left in you I’m 40 soon but act 80
I don’t think my friends now would believe half the things I got up to!

 

[Londoncailín]

I once got really drunk during pre-drinks at my friends before going to London for her birthday. Whilst in the mini bus at Oxford Circus I decided I wanted to go home so got out and staggered over to the train station. Then whilst on the underground, I threw up all over myself and just stood there apologising to everyone. Got on the train back to where I live and was looked after by a bunch of middle aged men. I also got off a few stops early as I’d had enough and waited for my dad and brother to pick me up.

Where I use to work they had a summer and Christmas party with open bar. My first one I got really drunk and once again, threw up on the coach home. Although later found out, someone else had done a shit in someone’s front garden!

That last line made me lol