This was all in one night????On a Work night out I somehow got so drunk I danced on tables, did tipple tales down the street and near broke my back, karaoke, fell down many sets of stairs, ran away from everyone and locked myself in the toilet when they said I should go home and contacted my fiance to collect me and laid in a homeless man’s dog basket with his dog as he busked and sang along to the dog. I was ill for about a week after this
I could fill most of the thread with my ridiculous drunken antics alsoI have way too many embarrassing and cringey tales don’t know if I could choose just one. I’ve decided this year to give up alcohol for good(4.5 months so far). I look forward to reading this thread
yep all in one nightThis was all in one night????
You win!yep all in one night
Omg...were they really happy to see you?!Stripped naked in front of most family members
Messaged the wrong person on Facebook who I thought was the girl my ex was shagging behind my back.
Fallen off a 8ft podium.
Need I continue?
Oh my favourite was pulling some guy, was sleeping and woke up about 5am for a pee. Obviously as I hadn’t been there before I didn’t know my way around.
after going for my pee, I then proceeded to climb into his parents bed, stark naked
Mine actually get more embarrassing the older I get. I really thought I’d get more sensible. Not a chanceI shuddered just thinking back on my drunken antics
I just remember the wordsOmg...were they really happy to see you?!
There are so many hygiene violations in this story. I think it needs a separate threadI’m normally good at knowing my limits so I can only think of one horror story. I was drinking around my ex’s house and we ended up in bed, after a few minutes I got motion sickness and ran to the bathroom, proceeded to vomit everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE - it was a small bathroom, a lot of liquidy sick and no surfaces escaped. My ex came in and was disgusted, cleaned up the worst bits and had to shower me because I was covered too. We hadn’t been together long so I thought he was going to dump me there and then but he just took me back to the bedroom and we continued even though I hadn’t rinsed my mouth
I suppose the fact I was apparently still attractive afterwards helped me get over it. Plus the next morning when he was cleaning up the rest (he wouldn’t let me), he used a cloth to clean the inside of the toilet then used it to clean everywhere else in the bathroomat least I’m only gross when I’m drunk
I’ve got more where that came from so might be an ideaThere are so many hygiene violations in this story. I think it needs a separate thread
Seems like quite a calm reaction. You obvs weren’t the first to accidentally end up in their roomI just remember the words
‘Wrong room love’
I actually had to read this three times to fully set the scene. I think I now need a lie down as a resultMy friend also shit herself on a girls trip away as well in our room. And when I say shit, it was a violent vindaloo poo somehow induced by copious amounts of wine. And when I say shit herself I mean she shat herself including pants and leggings but also a lot mysteriously got onto the carpet and then she got it ALL over the bathroom including the walls, tiles, towels. She was sick as well at the same time but that part pales into insignificance. We all woke really early because the commotion got us up too and my friend was just farting completely naked having thrown all her clothes in the bathroom bin and not bothered to wear a towel or more clothes.
this is also filed under the worst things I’ve ever seen experience. She actually took it like a champ the next day, mostly because she was still drunk so we ended up having to clean the majority as best we could
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