What_jodie_eats

[Jane Porcupine]

With lemonade as well!

 

[Londonsays]

I feel like she gets way more periods than usual or is it she just bangs on about it so much. I’m going to have to unfollow her. I find her really annoying.

 

[Chattymamabear]

Jesus her stories this morning. Of course you’d be exhausted from all that going on- being in a deficit, waking at 5am to do weights, going to work, being a mum. Why do you have to push yourself into running a 10k you don’t want to do compared to some other fitness accounts I follow, she is by far the most obsessive and has an issue for sure

 

[KittyKat1234]

This is literally what it's like every day for most people...she's been so smug with keeping her house tidy, working out etc so far that she's really never had to worry about days like this before...

 

[Flattered33]

Grumpy teething baby?
I know What to do, I’m going to drag him out into he miserable weather just to get my steps in because a 1hour 30 workout this morning just isn’t enough.
How about staying home giving him extra attention and cuddles?

 

[MrsDoubtfire321]

Just don’t understand why this girl has so many followers! Zero personality and is in no way qualified to tell people how to eat/train. Clearly has an ED but people seem to be ignoring that fact as she has abs. So self obsessed had to unfollow.

 

[Snoopysnooper]

The narrative on her stories the last couple of days has been dangerous. Moaning about her ‘big girl pants’ and promoting excessive exercise before she’s even 6 weeks pp. She is far from big, and the fact that she seems so obsessed about her size with a tiny new born is concerning. Most women would kill to look like her so soon after giving birth. She sounds resentful

 

[Love handles]

I always think her food looks awful - that dish this evening just looks bland and undercooked with a few frozen vegetables chucked in

 

[Chattymamabear]

She looks like a woman in my gym who’s there everytime I go no matter what day or time I go. She’s obviously fit but at the same time looks frail and as if she counts the calories in her toothpaste

 

[Chattymamabear]

Is she joking? Her life IS literally steps.

SO obsessive I’ve never known someone as crazy. I think she’d be so draining to be around

 

[Here to hate]

Her bloat isn't helped by the fact she doesn't eat fruit or veg! Everything about her screams ED. Also, yes, her hair needs such a good cut and she would suit her hair being a lot shorter.

 

[KittyKat1234]

Seriously - this looks shit. If you're going to binge/"treat" yourself, wouldn't you choose something that actually tastes good?!

 

[Shivoff]

She just looks so malnourished and ill.

Tbf I don't look great at 6am either, but she just doesn't look well.

 

[lurkingpeach]

I also feel like she’s so braggy about how much she gets done in a day. I’d be happy just getting dressed and showered in the newborn days, never mind going for a run, shower with full hair wash, full face of make up, a full food shop etc.

She’s fucking full of it honestly.

And saying how heavy and ‘unfit’ she is, alongside her selfies which are clearly taken to show off her flat tummy. Why would you post it if you felt that insecure about your new body.

 

[Peach97]

Not the chef emoji with a packet rice, frozen chicken and veg

 

[Happyholly]

This is your reminder to fuck off Jodie! Condescending twat!

 

[Chattymamabear]

Jodie: “I LOVE to ~trave~l”

* sits in an all inclusive resort with the same basic food and cheap wine as at home *

So uncultured! Doesn’t matter if she’s been to 4 countries in a year- she had the same carbonara in them all
Even the all inclusive resorts I’ve visited have a bit for their specialities like Turkish/Greek, she must avoid all that

 

[Frg9203]

She's unbelievably smug. Her boyfriend giving her a full body massage do we actually need to know that? A lot of what she shares makes me feel sick . He was giving her a bloody pedicure not long ago. My husband would tell me where to go if I expected that. She is a spoilt brat. Unhealthy relationship with food. All these celebrations set up to look aesthetically pleasing for the gram.

 

[Frg9203]

Thing is she loves herself but shes actually not exactly a looker. Shes just skinny which isnt attractive.

 

[Chattymamabear]

God the 10k stories... 'anything less isn't an option, nor is anything over an hour'. She is mentally unwell I think. I like a run at my own pace for however long I feel like that day. Sometimes it's 1km sometimes it's 7km, my speed changes too. I do it because I enjoy it and I can get outside for a break and listen to a podcast. If I set those impossible challenges I'd be miserable and it would turn into a chore