Chattymamabear
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Omg look at me I can clean my whole house, do a workout I didn't want to do at 6am, and smugly tell all my genuinely exhausted followers to do the same. it's the unsafe swaddle 'for me'
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Wtf is she prattling on about on her stories about having her hair natutal, not feeling herself with curly hair, styling it etc... noone cares!! She's so up herself. Dunno why she thinks her hair is so nice when she straightens jt, its really straggly. Looks like rats tails!!
Omg totally agree with all the above comments, she is so rude!!!
Omg totally agree with all the above comments, she is so rude!!!
Chattymamabear
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This smug bitch is actually obsessed with herself.
KittyKat1234
Well-known member
And she's back doing an hour of weights despite not having done any for a year or doctor sign off. I don't know what she's trying to prove - it is not a good example!
I wonder if she does her steps and now weights to bank some calories burnt to then splurge on beige fried food and (horrible cheap) wine later? If so, this can only be to lose weight and not be "healthy"...
I wonder if she does her steps and now weights to bank some calories burnt to then splurge on beige fried food and (horrible cheap) wine later? If so, this can only be to lose weight and not be "healthy"...
KittyKat1234
Well-known member
Why does it annoy me so much when she shows off about her son being better than anyone else's child?!
Her last house was dull as dish water, so will be interesting if she can do better with this house? Less home, kitchen and live laugh love signs as well, hopefully.
She reminds me of Hannah Tracks, both up themselves, love a boomerang and thrusting their fanny out and both incredibly boring!
She reminds me of Hannah Tracks, both up themselves, love a boomerang and thrusting their fanny out and both incredibly boring!
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Whatever123
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She turns down 90% of ads guys 
People just don’t gift her stuff more like
People just don’t gift her stuff more like
Does they think other mums are just feeding their kids mcds 25/7 or something? For someone as obsessed with food as she is, you’d think she’d actually eat some decent stuff. It’s the same beige pasta, a pot of chocolate and a chocolate mouse every day. Followed by a photo of her pulling her leggings down to show her abs
Strikeapose18
Well-known member
She’s going to have such a shock when she’s back to work and at that point also has a toddler who is up at 5am, needs entertaining all.day.long…messes up your house and you have no time to clean it because you’re either working or playing with your kid which they quite like you to do.
im far from a mumsnet perfect judgey mum type but she thinks she’s got it all down now and my goodness she knows nothing yet!!
im far from a mumsnet perfect judgey mum type but she thinks she’s got it all down now and my goodness she knows nothing yet!!
ChattyMammy
Chatty Member
Just realised she’s actually gone to the effort of putting her fit bit on the day after giving birth and that is just so depressing
forthelifeofriley
Chatty Member
When she says “has 3 portions of veg in it” she probs means 3 peas per portion
Whatever123
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I’m so bored of seeing her 
in her workout gear too 
in her workout gear too Thedramamick
Member
I've worked out what she looks like now .....
Chattymamabear
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Last time she did this she was pregnant. But surely not after such gruelling recent workouts and copious rosés in the sun
Shivoff
Chatty Member
I hate her boomerangs of her dinners with the heat coming off of them, they trigger me for some reason hahaBecause all her meals have been sat in the freezer for 6 months. They always look cold and so unappetising, I dont know how she thought she could bring out her own “cook book”, they’re always the same as well, packet microwave rice, 3 pieces of veg and some grey chicken. Which is fine, whatever, but don’t make out you’re a health guru and some fitness god when you eat like that
Chattymamabear
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I hate how she says she can't chill and relax like she's some unstoppable amazing flawless force. Fuck off and sit down on the sofa