What is the worst 'healthy' food you've ever made or tried?

[~vix~83~]

I’ve tried so hard to like over night oats! I’d rather make porridge in the morning!

 

[Bluetomato]

Yes, quark is not for me.

I love quark, especially the kvarg yoghurts scan bran though, just no

 

[Catwinky]

We've probably all been there, you're trying to lose weight so you try something new hoping it will replace the bad stuff but it tastes like shit....

My bad experiences:
Iceland slimming world sausages: taste like gristle and sawdust wrapped in clingfilm.

Fopperholics wheatbran mugcakes: like chewing on a brillo pad sprinkled with sweetener.

And the worst was pu erh tea, an ancient chinese tea that apparently increases weightloss if drank after every meal.
It tastes like you went down the canal fished out a cup of water, chucked in a mouldy tea bag and let it stew in your wheelie bin for a week.

Feel free to add your experiences so we can laugh....and know what to avoid!

 

[Mustard]

I will try that once I've gotten over the horror of the cauliflower rice I had it with a really spicy hot curry and yet it STILL managed to overpower it somehow

I also recommend roasted broccoli, and roasted brussel sprouts. I make a curried cauliflower and carrot soup from the Weelicious website which is nice and not smelly.

 

[coconochanel]

Avacado sorry but its just tasteless and horrid.

 

[Mitchymoo]

I tried the 1 week cabbage soup diet . I lasted 2 days and my husband threatened divorce .

 

[carebear123]

another one here that tried overnight oaks...seriously dont understand how people can eat that rubbish I dont know if I made it wrong or what but it was vile

 

[elloelloello]

Agreed with the fishy konjac noodles they are horrendous.

Quark is the devil - I once made a (sort of) carbonara and it was delicious, but I was on SW so I added quark to make it creamy, whole dinner ruined and in the bin.

Protein World slender blend in vanilla flavour.. mixed with coconut milk (WTF was I thinking) it made me gag I think I lasted a week on them.

 

[Sod cleaning eat aubergin]

Scan bran. .... Absolute bollocks. Vile. Should not be sold or even classed as a food item.

Quark. This is just not ok. Nor is cottage cheese TBF.

Alpen bars. sawdusty bites of shite.

 

[eeyoredebbie]

I love crispy kale I think diet chef milkshakes and one or two of their meals were the worst thing I’ve tasted

 

[Prodcon21]

A “slimming world” Lemon cake. Basically tasted like lemon omelette

 

[Birdyohseven]

Most of the SW “hacks” you lose weight as they taste like shite!

Crispy kale

Cauliflower rice

 

[Silly Sausage]

Definitely Kale chips! I do not understand the appeal

 

[Truthteller2019]

Slimming world cheesecake
Anything with quark in
Scan Bran

 

[Sparks]

Zoodles (zucchini noodles), they taste nothing like noodles. And not very filling at all.

 

[Ginfluenced]

Chia seed pudding. One word: frogspawn.

 

[Bluetomato]

Vegetable crisps

 

[Twinkle485]

Avocado

Slimming world white sauce for lasagne

 

[capriallie]

Making a pizza base using ground cauliflower. So much effort and so little pay off- a waste of time! Cauliflower actually tastes rank all the time unless it’s in a fully leaded curry

 

[annanuttall]

Crispy kale can fuck right off.

And Scan Bran cake when I was part of the Slimming World cult.

I tried kale at a place I use to work at. It tasted so horrible I couldn't spit out or rinse my mouth with water, so I had to pretend I liked it with this horrible disgusting taste in my mouth.