This Netflix story is hilariousSlept with my ex boyfriends brother after he cheated on me with some girl in a tent when he went to a festivalwouldn't dream of doing something like that now
I also stayed logged in on his Netflix and kept fast forwarding and skipping episodes on things he was watching
This one has really tickled meI used to work in a supermarket and if I had a rude customer I would squeeze their bread as I scanned it
Next time sew a whopee cushion into the seat for maximum fun timeWhen someone parks outside my Dad’s house in his parking space, he lifts their wipers up. It doesn’t do any damage, the owner can literally put the wipes back down in seconds but it makes my Dad feel better
I’ve been working from home for the last year but I need to go into the office a couple of times a month. I noticed that someone has been sitting at my desk and keeps adjusting my chair. The last time I went in, I was so angry about it that I took my keyboard home with me. It’s really pathetic, I mean there are literally spare keyboards all over the place but I couldn’t think of anything else to do
I think I love you.A place I used to work had a barber opposite it, that had a big sign that said
OPEN MONDAY'S
and it always annoyed me. One day I pointed it out to the proprietress, and she insisted that OPEN MONDAY'S was fine. When I pointed out where she was wrong, she went apeshit, saying that I obviously didn't know what the fuck I was on about, and to shut my face.
So, I had a copy of Eats, Shoots & Leaves sent to her shop, and unfortunately I screwed up on postage and she ended up getting stung for £1.79. She moaned and cried about this for a week, so eventually I posted her £1.79 in pennies.
But OPEN MONDAY'S continued to haunt me.
Eventually, after some font research, I replaced her OPEN MONDAY'S sign with a practically identical OPEN MONDAYS. After two weeks she noticed, and again, went apeshit. Insisted on the replacement of her original sign. So I gave her a nice O'PEN M'ONDAY'S' sign, which she did not appreciate. The police were summoned. I have a lifetime ban from her establishment.
Loving your work!!!A place I used to work had a barber opposite it, that had a big sign that said
OPEN MONDAY'S
and it always annoyed me. One day I pointed it out to the proprietress, and she insisted that OPEN MONDAY'S was fine. When I pointed out where she was wrong, she went apeshit, saying that I obviously didn't know what the fuck I was on about, and to shut my face.
So, I had a copy of Eats, Shoots & Leaves sent to her shop, and unfortunately I screwed up on postage and she ended up getting stung for £1.79. She moaned and cried about this for a week, so eventually I posted her £1.79 in pennies.
But OPEN MONDAY'S continued to haunt me.
Eventually, after some font research, I replaced her OPEN MONDAY'S sign with a practically identical OPEN MONDAYS. After two weeks she noticed, and again, went apeshit. Insisted on the replacement of her original sign. So I gave her a nice O'PEN M'ONDAY'S' sign, which she did not appreciate. The police were summoned. I have a lifetime ban from her establishment.
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