I know right
It looks AWFUL and completely ruins the shape and drape of the garment
all so she could wear the most expensive piece in the collection
when the other most expensive piece would actually suit her better with the vneckline
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It looks AWFUL and completely ruins the shape and drape of the garment
all so she could wear the most expensive piece in the collection
when the other most expensive piece would actually suit her better with the vneckline
Wait for it….. “but I was wearing my best knickers” *childish laugh*, *eye rub*, *wink*.
Styling you is obviously her mums friend, there is no way a brand that is trying to be aspirational would be using a “model” looking rough as guts bragging about how hungover she is. It’s a terrible look for the brand.
I just don’t know what the end game is here Brooke, you are mid 40’s, have no career, no partner and you’ve probably missed the boat for kids. The “modelling” jobs are drying up and you are a pretty terrible influencer because you are so darn rude to your followers. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In 10? Still bouncing around a rented living room alone?
Get off instagram. Go get a proper job and stop playing model, for your own sake
(Also side note does anyone remember how you report undisclosed ad’s? Brooke has dozens she hasn’t disclosed properly #justsaying )
I just don’t know what the end game is here Brooke, you are mid 40’s, have no career, no partner and you’ve probably missed the boat for kids. The “modelling” jobs are drying up and you are a pretty terrible influencer because you are so darn rude to your followers. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? In 10? Still bouncing around a rented living room alone?
Get off instagram. Go get a proper job and stop playing model, for your own sake
(Also side note does anyone remember how you report undisclosed ad’s? Brooke has dozens she hasn’t disclosed properly #justsaying )
Oh do you have some insider tea on our beloved Brookey?
Brooke just keeping it humble. 
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She must be short. In the candid photo she looks short.
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Why do influencers think it's cute doing a story while they stuff their faces? Brooke, there is absolutely nothing that's happened in your mundane life that couldn't have waited until you weren't feeding yourself.
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She’s such a grub. Filming herself shovelling Rice Bubbles into her gob. Also- rice bubbles? LOL. how old is she?!
she is honestly so boring and mundane.
she is honestly so boring and mundane.
So she thinks the pink dress is “possibly the best I’ve ever looked”Brooke just keeping it humble.
The candid photos above say otherwise, and I don’t know how it’s possible to come away from wearing a corset dress looking like you have no waist - but she achieved it!
I thought the same! It makes her look short & squat. For the price tag I’d want to look a lot less dumpy than that!
$800. I hope it wasn't gifted to her.
The way she does the fake laugh and cheesy grin in every second story really bleeping irritates me. I had to say it. 
There's at least 10 stories of content in these glasses alone - strap yourselves in!OPSM have texted to say the glasses are ready. Lord help us all
The beauty place that did her makeup for the Roma Cup posted this……. geeeeeez her skin is AWFUL! Has she ever worn sunscreen before? Her eyes are a thousand years old!!
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Things that are guaranteed in life: death, taxes (unless you’re Emmylou) and Brooke Falvey posting photos from her 40th.Love how in her happy birthday stories for Catsanz she slipped in a photo of her at her 40th
She CAN NOT wish anyone a happy birthday without making it about her.
Oh lord where are they - has her life of snapping selfies, endlessly clearing out her storage closet and eating cereal for dinner rendered her simply too busy to pick them up
How many stories will they merit? Who’s going to stuff up - will the order be wrong, the colour incorrect or Australia Post somehow at fault? Or will she love herself sick in them (likely) and subject us to 10 stories in a row
Only time will tell….Pub Xmas party tonight. Tomorrow will bring us multiple videos of drunk Brooke singing horses with her boobs hanging
out, followed by a maccas run then a story about how hungover she is with hardly any voice.
out, followed by a maccas run then a story about how hungover she is with hardly any voice.
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