What do you mean? Every time I drop my keys down between my seats I immediately film the retrieval for insta stories. Even the whole getting your eyes tested thing. No one cares. Lots of people get their eyes tested when they are over 40 and need glasses - myself included. She literally has nothing going in her life but getting validation from complete strangers.She wouldn’t survive a minute in the real world. Does she realise no one is actually this invested in her life? Get a real job sweetheart. Honestly if I had even half the amount of time she does to do ridiculous tit like filming herself getting her keys out of the car….
The whole “damsel in distress” persona or trying to be all cute and clumsy isn’t working for ya Brookie! Just makes you look like a moron, stupid and incompetent.
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Hold up. What do you mean “nothing going on in her life”??? She’s a 41 year old who gets to bounce around on the balcony of her rental apartment in her free, weird clothes all day, waiting for mummy to bring her food and do her laundry…
Oh the dramatics over her failed eye test FFS. I've worn glasses since I was in grade 2 (I'm 42 now), I have had a million different eyes tests, I wear glasses and contact lens and I have multiple pairs of glasses for different things. I've been seeing the same optometrist for years now and I've done some clinical trials with him. Never once have I encountered anything like what she described
Hey she’s the first people to ever “fail” an eye test, so already made the history books
No one GAF about the jobs you get done in a day in your gifted denim shorts. This mundane crap is just a day in anyone elses' life Brooke.
Except everyone else also has an actual job to get to, may have kids to look after, a relationship and possibly pets. Yet we all manage to get our jobs done without posting every task to Instagram to make it look as though we are good capable adults. I just can't with her. She would be such a pain in the a to deal with as a friend, customer, client etc etc
Except everyone else also has an actual job to get to, may have kids to look after, a relationship and possibly pets. Yet we all manage to get our jobs done without posting every task to Instagram to make it look as though we are good capable adults. I just can't with her. She would be such a pain in the a to deal with as a friend, customer, client etc etc
This is such an issue for influencers who give up their day jobs… they start to lose touch with reality and think they’re super human because the managed to go for a walk, put on a load of washing and make dinner. Then they need validation from ‘fans’. It makes people weird. I much prefer influencers who have jobs/careers or a purpose to their life instead of bludgers who want to get paid to take photos of their morning coffee.
Is this what happens when people stay single? There are times I wish I had just stayed unattached and footloose and then I see Brooke and I thank duck for my a responsibilities
Yeh me too. Any faves? Always looking to replace the mess-fest ones like Brookey with some good ones.
Her tone…. “Does that little clip not count?”. Ugh. Just be nice to the weirdos who aspire to walk around with one over-exaggerated curl at the front of their hair.
They’re the same weirdos who pay your bills.
They’re the same weirdos who pay your bills.
God she is so unlikeable. How is she so blatantly rude to people yet still has a following?!
Someone needs tell our gal to put those toes away. A foot model she is not. Absolutely. Rank.
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Honestly, her social skills are cooked.
Not long now till our favourite eye rubber will appear hungover with a coke. Then we will be treated to a full day of stories about yesterday's event.
Hungover in Roma again, it’s like clockwork.
Doesn’t show any of the actual event, doesn’t promote anything other than the local Maccas. What a waste of money for the local turf club to get her out there.
Doesn’t show any of the actual event, doesn’t promote anything other than the local Maccas. What a waste of money for the local turf club to get her out there.
She probably hooked up with a random once one of her boobs popped out of that dress. PS - she needs to update her hashtag to 40plusstyle - Brooke - we all remember your 40th! You bring out a throwback photo at every possible chance.
For a fashion stylist she sure has trouble dressing for her shape. That dress is wrongly proportioned in so many ways- the neckline is way to deep showing off way too much tit, the skirt is too short, and she should have worn an open toe or strappy heel as the closed off pointed toe makes her legs look chunky. All in all, that outfit was not a winner.
She’s all ‘good-time Brookers’ with zero class or elegance. I can imagine a day and night of people looking at her desperate display of boobs. Save it for the clubs Brooke!!
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