What Brooke Wore

[clawhands]

I still can’t get over she did a GRWM for a funeral?

 

[pokerface79]

The irony of calling this dude a middle aged man as some kind of insult when brookers is also in fact, middle-aged.

 

[handunderchin]

This rings true - years ago I was a fan of hers and saw her in a shop. I went up to her and told her so, and she gave me a look of pure condescension.

Don’t hate me cause I used to be lame!!

 

[StickyTapeTits]

I just can’t deal with this chick. Where are her friends??? If she does, in fact, have friends, why aren’t any of them telling her this fake drunk singing schtick is boring, pointless and embarrassing? And how is she getting her allegedly drunk self from the Ipswich pub back to Brisbane? An Uber? That’d be $100+ trip. Fuck that.

So many questions that I don’t even really care about the answers for………..

 

[StickyTapeTits]

The way she responds to comments really rubs me the wrong way. "I never said I was a budget fashion blogger" no but you also posted reels showing clothes from showpo and Sussan in the past 3 weeks so your not exactly a high end fashion blogger either. Let's be real, she wouldn't be posting this outfit if it wasn't gifted/sponsored either.

She’s such a bitch of a thing. There were so many other ways she could’ve responded to that comment, but she went with condescending and cunty. Keep up the good work, Brookey.

 

[Dreamer01]

She must be going by herself. Imagine being 41 years old, travelling to Italy by yourself and all you are worried about is how many gadgets you need and which dress you are going to pose in at the landmarks. I would be researching places to eat and see - not which phone lanyard I need and whether or not I had enough handbags.

 

[Allivera]

I am so glad Brooke included all those disclaimers about her new swimwear post so none of us felt sad about how bad we look in a swimsuit compared to Brooke

 

[blahblahboring]

I just watched the makeup ‘reveal’ video and I actually feel uncomfortable. I am embarrassed for her. I think I need to stop watching, it’s too cringe-inducing. She is too old to be so unaware of herself.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

I think her friend Cat is quite tall and Brooke is short. Brooke just seems to dress wrong for her body shape. Which fascinates me fir a stylist.

“Stylist”

The only person she “styles” is herself, and us regular folk call that “getting dressed for the day”…

 

[handunderchin]

Imagine spending so much money on unnecessary shit ahead of an expensive holiday

 

[Dreamer01]

Two days in Sydney and now she's sick.
Cue Mummy coming over with food for this 41 year old child.

 

[AMFlogger]

Oh shut the fuck up Brooke. Seriously. She is really firmly planted on her high horse. She needs to be knocked down to earth and woken up to the fact she's a 40 year old woman who works maybe one day a week, sponges off her parents and is apparently a stylist but firmly entrenched in fashion from about ten years ago. It's no wonder she hasn't got a partner. She is insufferable and I can only imagine how painful it would be to try and be in a relationship with her.

 

[Listerfiend]

I think there’s a lot to be said for being confidently single in your 30s and 40s instead of ‘settling’ because you’re getting to a ‘certain age’.

Unfortunately Brooke is far from confidently single, hence the need to post frequently on the internet seeking validation from total strangers.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

I can assure everyone that Brooke knows about her thread.

Also - 'I get paid to do this' That is not the flex you think it is baby doll.

Oh how I wish you could tell us how you know because that would be such a delightful start to 2024! Blink twice if you’re a fashion influencer who has suffered at the hands of this egomaniac…

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Her 40th party looked VERY self indulgent. Look at me look at me look at me type thing. I’m turning 40 this year and I feel well settled in my life and I’m having a simple champagne afternoon party. This party looked like a sweet 16 or 21st. I feel like she is so lacking in some areas and she knows it and although she tries to hide it behind the fun colourful clothes, she’s so sad inside and simply needs all eyes on her to wash all those problems away.

Hard agree. I think because she hasn’t had a recent-ish relationship or kids or a dog or a yard or anything, she’s very disconnected from her audience. The general profile of the women who follow her are middle-aged Mums with pets/mortgage/jobs. I’m not in any way saying you need those things to be happy, but I just don’t get how suburban Mums watch her investing all this time and money into so many outfits, when most of us are running around in cheap activewear, struggling to pay the bills, buy groceries, pay school fees etc. Her engagement is pretty low, so maybe people just watch for the lactose cramps and her passive aggressive approach to her followers? Dunno, but I sure as shit can’t drop $300 on a fucking linen shirt to half tuck into my shorts…..

 

[StickyTapeTits]

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And what the hell is wrong with the skin under her eyes?
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Her face looks like my elbow skin….. HOW IS SHE ONLY 41??????!

 

[StickyTapeTits]

If Instagram is her “job”, and she’s on holidays, why can’t she just stop with the relentless fucking posting??! Take a proper holiday. Switch off. Stop caring what random strangers on the internet think. Dress for comfort, not sponsors. Eat without filming yourself. Keep your head up, not down looking at your damn phone. Make memories, not content.

 

[StickyTapeTits]

That laugh she does when she’s drunk or hungover makes me irrationally angry. You’re 41. Alone. Deeply dependent on your parents. Single. In Blackall. None of that is funny.

 

[pokerface79]

lactose intolerance doesn’t exist in Italy

italian cows, can’t beat them.

 

[handunderchin]

The closest she has come to this was around her (ridiculous) 40th where she said life at 40 doesn’t look the way she thought it would. Then it turned into the most OTT self-obsessed display I’ve ever seen.

I don’t mind Brooke but she went down a lot in my view when her dad had a major health scare in Thailand, serious enough for the whole family to fly over; and Brooke turns it into shopping sprees and daily outfit posts!

Western men flying to Thailand on holiday without their families is another thing…