Welsh Runners and KelloggsOnTheRun #16 It’s all gone a bit Pete Thong

[enolaalone]

Harri has now done more outdoor rides than Kelly

 

[Justwanttochat80]

She's lost followers. Must be the last 3 posts.

Look at meeeee in an edited swim pic

Look at meeeee in an edited selfie

An ad for more shit she has received for free

She is a mum who doesn't spend time with her kids, no job but making content and running, and she is terrible at both. She obviously thinks she's hot. She's 35 but looks 45. Wear some sun protection for fuck sake

She's insufferable

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Harri has now done more outdoor rides than Kelly

This would make an excellent thread title!
Also, poor Harri, she’s plastering the story about him saying his bum is sore on the bike. Give the kid some privacy! Everyone’s arse hurts riding a bike, stop oversharing things that stay on the internet forever (which includes you in your bikini with your gash side tatt)

 

[zetta buttons]

Why is Tits trying to bring politics to strava? Attention grab? The thick mole has no idea whatsoever, other than that the current govt has allowed him to comfortably be jobless for years.

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Seeing tits in front of the rainbow hashtagging pride for likes makes me feel sick tbh. He’s what’s wrong about this month. All the rainbow washing by companies so they feel they can do “their bit”. He has no idea what it feels like for those who fought for us while it was still illegal to be be gay. He has no idea what it feels like to still be on the receiving end of light hearted banter homophobic abuse. I could tell him, because I was on the receiving end of it in my street with my wife a year ago but I would be blocked*. In the same way that I would be blocked if I told his stupid AF gf that she needed to wind her neck in and stop training for events that she doesn’t have a hope of finishing.

I wish the next 2 weeks would hurry up. These snacks aren’t going to last much longer.

* by me I mean my wife because I stalk him on her Instagram .

 

[zetta buttons]

I voted DNF after swim but that’s because I want to see her miss the cut off and be mortified that she couldn’t finish.

I actually think she’ll DNS because she’ll be so scared of the cut off that she’ll bin out ahead of time.

Anyway, we’ve got WSER this weekend so that’s 16 hours of them live streaming from California and cringe tagging people that have no idea who they are.

 

[irunforfun]

For those who haven’t voted yet, she’s still talking it up….

I saw this, but then thought this is all part of the plan too: she’s lined up every excuse possible over the past few weeks (months?) and now all she has to do is to make it appear how much she wants to do it and then she can play on how upsetting it was that she was so ready for it and wanting to do it but went blind/almost drowned/T1 hypo/illness/sickness and all her fans will spew out sickly “you’re so strong/inspiring/amazing/it’ll be your time soon”. I really really really want her to start. So I can’t bring myself to vote for dns!

 

[Wannabrunner39]

I agree about some people doing minimal training and getting round…..but this is kels, who can train for a marathon like an elite, do 60 plus miles a week training, have all the hours in the day to do it…..and still spend the marathon crying , walking and hating every second after flying out of the start like a bunny out of a box….soooo I’m not convinced that trained or untrained that she can do it

But no matter what happens we know it will lead her to realise that she loves the process and she’ll keep going until it’s her day. One day it’ll be her day guys

 

[bobbinz]

Yep pair of absolute clowns. You’ve got to vaguely applaud their consistent ability to over stretch themselves and fluff their targets. Whilst doing ALL the training and having ALL the equipment. I defo can’t see her NOT starting- too much at stake. But certainly can’t see her finishing
I’d just like to see the two wasters start to knuckle down and pay some fucking tax !!

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

And has she even cycled outside more than a couple of times?
Not even mentioning hills or sea swim.
The weather has been excellent lately for at least 2-3 weeks, and she’s got all the time to herself. What is her excuse for this shitty prep, when it’s all she does and has made it the reason for her existence?
Another massive car crash, but I gotta say it’s hilarious and frustrating in equal measures.

Relying on her natural athletic ability to see her through. It’s served her well in all her downhill Parkruns so far

 

[Wannabrunner39]

I’m so so torn! I sense a DNS if I’m being honest.
However I really hope she starts as I can’t wait to see what spin she puts on it when she doesn’t make it to the bike

I think kels isn’t good at anything over the duration of about 2 and a half hours of an activity. Maybe linked to her diabetes or maybe that’s just her limit- who knows. But this has acute blindness written all over it!

 

[PawsDog]

Why is she making such a fuss of doing an open water swim ‘on her own’ .. and on Strava ‘solo’ .. does she mean without Tits? Does she not realise that people do do stuff on their own? Jesus I trained for a full iron distance on my own and even went and did the actual event ON MY OWN. It’s a normal thing not to have an entourage every where you go. Methinks a dig at Tits cos looks like he was off racing

 

[Wannabrunner39]

The more I think about it, the funnier this attempt seems.
At the sprint trislthon she did the other month she came second to last?! She clearly found it tough going just getting round.
Since that attempt , she’s done nothing in her training to help her manage the longer distances that the 70.3 is going to require of her, she’s not done anything to help her work towards being within the cut off times, or trained within conditions she’ll be competing under (like getting out of the pool/ kitchen etc )
She’s not going to be at the start line is she

Although no matter what excuse she spins that day (medical drama for sure!) it will NOT be because she just isn’t capable

 

[PawsDog]

I think she will start, but she will be chasing cut offs and may well not make the run. If she does, she will scrape through and it will be the best day ever.

Lots of people do a 70.3 on very little training so she won’t be the first or the last and she’s not trying to be competitive. It’s a diversion for all the huns to forget she’s been chasing a BQ for 743 years so that they now stroke her ego with how amazing she is to complete a 70.3.

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

She’s not worried about the bike or run because she likely won’t make it that far.

 

[Fifah1907]

Lake swimming and sea swimming are very different things. Has she planned for sea sickness whilst swimming?

You can get seasick when sea swimming?! Every day is a school day for both me and Kels

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

Lots of people do a 70.3 on very little training so she won’t be the first or the last and she’s not trying to be competitive. It’s a diversion for all the huns to forget she’s been chasing a BQ for 743 years so that they now stroke her ego with how amazing she is to complete a 70.3.

743 years! I’m dying

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Sorry you’ve had to experience that . Tits will do anything for attention and likes online because he has nothing else in his life. Their whole relationship is performative.

 

[Wannabrunner39]

Can’t wait to see how that race pace works out for her . She didn’t even manage that ‘race pace’ in the sprint triathlon, she’s never managed that pace in a marathon…..its showing all the signs to be the same satisfying shit show we’ve come to expect

 

[PawsDog]

Brick today .. does she seriously think that’s her race pace?!

 

[lurkingforlikes]

A guy in the V40 category finished almost a minute ahead of Tits. You can bet that guy actually works for a living, too.

He does, full time even!
Supporting and saw tits tonight, gave a wide berth - it really is a burden living in their race catchment area . Although we will also be in Swansea one THE DAY, which is quite exciting