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There’s no rhythm or apparent plan to her training, it’s all over the place.
So is mine, but I work a bit too!
So is mine, but I work a bit too!
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In fact her pace on the sprint triathlon was 2'/mile over her '70.3 race pace'. Oh this is gonna pan out brilliantlyCan’t wait to see how that race pace works out for her. She didn’t even manage that ‘race pace’ in the sprint triathlon, she’s never managed that pace in a marathon…..its showing all the signs to be the same satisfying shit show we’ve come to expect
. So sad that almost certainly a disaster of sorts will find the Kellog's household the night before the race, followed by radio silence for a week and very sadly she won't be able to start.Been lurking
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Probably a bit late for a swimming lesson now? Think she should have gone for a shorter distance tri given her swimming inexperience
Remember the time she filmed herself in the car before a race demonstrating that it wouldn't start. Otherwise we wouldn't have believed her and just assumed it was one of her usual half arsed excuses. Either that or it's radio silences until enough time has passed for her to pop up again and pretend she never mentioned a race and just starts banging on about the nextIn fact her pace on the sprint triathlon was 2'/mile over her '70.3 race pace'. Oh this is gonna pan out brilliantly
I just can’t call it for the 70.3 .. given that she reads here and knows we are all waiting for the DNS excuses, I can’t see her DNS, but she’s also not stupid and can’t think for one minute that she isn’t gonna be in trouble with the cut offs. I’ll give due respect ( thro gritted teeth) if she DNS by fessing up she realises she’s not gonna make it round
always have 30’++ elapsed time? What exactly are they doing?
instaclowns
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Her and the sex offender Tommy Knight, both just starting to ride a bike and yet they're all of a sudden super fans that know it all
yesp, and it's nasty
And she is very novice, she will be looking up and down trying to orientate herself making it even worse...
Wannabrunner39
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Even though we all know in our heart of hearts she’s going to be a DNS with some shit excuse - I so hope on this occassion to be proved wrong and she has a crack at it. As we all know that we will then be proved right and it’ll be a shit show (whilst being the best experience ever blah blah blah!)
Seriously swimming lessons with 12 days to go?! Where have all the other swim lessons been in the past few months?!
Seriously swimming lessons with 12 days to go?! Where have all the other swim lessons been in the past few months?!
Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It
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What does this mean? Are they getting coached for Chicago? 
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eyethinkyousuck
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Put your forefingers in your mouth, pull to each side and repeat after me… “because they’re bankers”