Weird News stories that makes you go WTF

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

Just saw this headline and had nobody to laugh or discuss it with. I'm thinking if your so stupid you thought this was "loo roll" then how the duck did you pass the test to get a lorry licence

I badly burnt my behind after mistaking Tesco cleaning wipes for loo roll

A TRUCKER has become the butt of jokes for mistaking Tesco toilet cleaning wipes for loo roll and getting a badly-burnt bum. Leon Gleed, 29, developed a nasty rash on his bottom after using the ant…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Pineapple glitter]

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

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Classic! If I mirder my husband and leave his body somewhere I’m going to say he was a hide-and-seek enthusiast

 

[Marcinabolan]

Classic Sunday Sport

 

[HockyRorror]

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Classic Sunday Sport

Not gonna lie, it would be my absolute dream job to write such utter trash for the likes of the Sunday Sport, Daily Mail or the National Enquirer

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

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Classic Sunday Sport

Tbf he looks like he would shag your lasagne

 

[Pineapple glitter]

I wonder what he does with the garlic bread

 

[ElChanguito]

This classic >

 

[emmer_moans]

This classic >
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. What did I just read?!

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

This classic >
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WTF, at least hold out for some Monster Munch

 

[thaliamay]

Reverend caught romping with HOOVER fined & placed on sex offenders register

A REVEREND has been fined and placed on the sex offenders register – for romping with a Henry Hoover. John Jeffs, 74, was naked apart from a pair of stockings when he was caught “thrusting” i…

www.thesun.co.uk

Wow

 

[watermelon sugar]

I’d rather eat them myself!

 

[WilmaHun]

 

[UnknownTattler]

Pub creates world’s smallest lap dancing club to ward off psycho seagulls

The tiny eight-foot space is perfect for pub punters and features a shiny metal pole, a disco light, a mirror, a Bluetooth speaker and zebra-skin furnishings

www.mirror.co.uk

Saw this today and thought of this thread

 

[watermelon sugar]

something I’d do TBH

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

Reverend caught romping with HOOVER fined & placed on sex offenders register

A REVEREND has been fined and placed on the sex offenders register – for romping with a Henry Hoover. John Jeffs, 74, was naked apart from a pair of stockings when he was caught “thrusting” i…

www.thesun.co.uk

Wow

Are they allowed to get married? Maybe he thinks it's not breaking his vows

 

[supernintendochalmers]

 

[OnlyHereForTheLolz]

You just cant make this stuff up, Woman married to Ferris Wheel called Bruce I wonder if the relationship is consensual

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[HockyRorror]

You just cant make this stuff up, Woman married to Ferris Wheel called Bruce I wonder if the relationship is consensual

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Ha! I remember that woman who fell in love with the BerlinWall but then cheated on it with the Eiffel Tower, which she eventually married and changed her second name to Eiffel!

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

This story.

REVEALED: Wild brawl that broke out at Disney World

One of the families involved in the huge brawl that broke out at Florida's Disney World resort Wednesday provided their own video of the shocking fight that left at least one person hospitalized.

www.dailymail.co.uk