Marcinabolan
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Classic Sunday Sport
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Classic Sunday Sport
Pineapple glitter
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OnlyHereForTheLolz
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Classic! If I mirder my husband and leave his body somewhere Iโm going to say he was a hide-and-seek enthusiast
OnlyHereForTheLolz
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Just saw this headline and had nobody to laugh or discuss it with. I'm thinking if your so stupid you thought this was "loo roll" then how the fuck did you pass the test to get a lorry licence 
www.thesun.co.uk
I badly burnt my behind after mistaking Tesco cleaning wipes for loo roll
A TRUCKER has become the butt of jokes for mistaking Tesco toilet cleaning wipes for loo roll and getting a badly-burnt bum. Leon Gleed, 29, developed a nasty rash on his bottom after using the antโฆ
www.thesun.co.uk
HockyRorror
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Not gonna lie, it would be my absolute dream job to write such utter trash for the likes of the Sunday Sport, Daily Mail or the National Enquirer
OnlyHereForTheLolz
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Tbf he looks like he would shag your lasagne
OnlyHereForTheLolz
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ElChanguito
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This classic >
Pineapple glitter
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I wonder what he does with the garlic bread
watermelon sugar
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Iโd rather eat them myself!
UnknownTattler
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Man fleeing Wiltshire crash scene attacked by emus
The driver of a truck which hit a shop was arrested after provoking the birds, a witness said.
www.bbc.co.uk
The Wiltshire headline is better
Fleeing driver thwarted by Emu after foot chase with hotel chef
The chef had watched a vehicle skid across the road and smash into the shop and as a first aider, ran across to see if he could help
OnlyHereForTheLolz
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You just cant make this stuff up, Woman married to Ferris Wheel called Bruce I wonder if the relationship is consensual 
www.nydailynews.com
I wonder if the relationship is consensual NY Daily News - We are currently unavailable in your region
This one's an absolute belter
www.thesun.co.uk
Nude model strips off for OAPs at care home in life drawing class
NUDE model bares all at a care home arts class. OAPs got an eyeful of the โnice, handsome manโ they requested for their life drawing session. Asked what she enjoyed most about it, Mollie Wheeldon โโฆ
www.thesun.co.uk
Reverend caught romping with HOOVER fined & placed on sex offenders register
A REVEREND has been fined and placed on the sex offenders register โ for romping with a Henry Hoover. John Jeffs, 74, was naked apart from a pair of stockings when he was caught โthrustingโ iโฆ
www.thesun.co.uk
Wowsupernintendochalmers
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Wtf
I'm never gunna go into asda n look at those fish fingers in that same, wholesome way again. Be imagining all sorts
watermelon sugar
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something Iโd do TBH
It's their facial expressions in the photos for meI wonder if there were any heart attacks
We're hooked on Rock Paper Scissors and play it every day - we want to be pros
TWO teens hope to become Rock Paper Scissors professionals after playing it every day for four years. Matthew McVeigh and William Mutch, both 16, chose it as a topic for a class presentation as a jโฆ
www.thesun.co.uk
Another one for the wtf wagon
I'm cringing for them
emmer_moans
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. What did I just read?!