Volodymyr Zelenskyy #5 Thank you for coming!

Which Challenging Wank is most likely to get you off?

  • Toothy Sperm Zads

  • Retired Turtle Zads

  • Fawlty Towers Manuel Zads

  • Just Married Zads

  • Beaparte

  • Cowboy Zads

  • Joe Wilkinson Zads

  • Headscarf Zads

  • Kyle Zads

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OrangeDuvet

Thread title by moi.

Not much to recap, except Zad's marriage is on hold during the war according to OZ. HERE.WE.COME.

The contestants:

1. Toothy Sperm Zads


2. Retired Turtle Zads


3. Fawlty Towers Manuel Zads



4. Just Married Zads


5. Beaparte


6. Cowboy Zads


7. Joe Wilkinson Zads


8. Headscarf Zads


9. Kyle Zads

 
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Hanibo

Thanks for the new thread OD Eek, those are some challenging wanks alright
 
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alicky

Thanks OD

I misunderstood the poll at first but have now chosen which ones I’d still do (only 3 tho!)
 
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alicky

OrangeDuvet said:
Far be it from me to kink shame someone, but the Headscarf one? Really?
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Well I like his character in Servant of the People so I could see past the headscarf. The one I’m not touching with a barge pole is the cap. It is
 
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OrangeDuvet

alicky said:
Well I like his character in Servant of the People so I could see past the headscarf. The one I’m not touching with a barge pole is the cap. It is
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Ahh, I see. I haven't seen SoP so for me it's just Zads in headscarf and a necklace
 
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emm

alicky said:
Well I like his character in Servant of the People so I could see past the headscarf. The one I’m not touching with a barge pole is the cap. It is
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what is the context of him wearing the headscarf?!
 
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whatisityoucan'tface

emm said:
what is the context of him wearing the headscarf?!
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He's dressing up as a comedy sidekick character to escape from some bad guys (I think the comedy character and sidekick are possibly actual entertainers in Ukraine but not sure).
 
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alicky

My phone has shamed me! I got a recent highlights today on my photo gallery for May-June. The first half was videos of family, days out etc. The second half was you guessed it - Zads!
 
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whatisityoucan'tface

Ok I've studied all the CW photos. How much do you bet that after months of hoping for a Zads erotic dream, tonight will be the night and it will feature one of those
 
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Moniker

@OrangeDuvet thanks for the new thread.

I'm somewhat traumatised by the slew of CW pics. I know I've seen them all before but they were easier to deal with piecemeal. How could darling Zads look so much like a paedophile (pic 2) and Mr. Bean (pic 5). Imma need to go to page 16 of thread 4 and watch the Careless Whisper BDE on a loop to try and salvage things.
 
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swampdonkey22

I woke up thinking of you zlads, made himself done a dark green tshirt and a eastern European accent, he’s as shite at accents as he’s in bed, I might switch back to women
 
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OrangeDuvet



Anyway.
Morning ladies, I hope none of the CW gave you nightmares
To all of you who voted more than one, are you ok?
 
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whatisityoucan'tface

whatisityoucan'tface said:
Ok I've studied all the CW photos. How much do you bet that after months of hoping for a Zads erotic dream, tonight will be the night and it will feature one of those
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Update: it didn't happen. Dreamt the usual indecipherable bollocks. Phew

Bringing sexy back before everyone decamps to the Grealish thread

 
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