Volodymyr Zelenskyy #5 Thank you for coming!

[OrangeDuvet]

Thread title by moi.

Not much to recap, except Zad's marriage is on hold during the war according to OZ. HERE.WE.COME.

The contestants:

1. Toothy Sperm Zads

2. Retired Turtle Zads

3. Fawlty Towers Manuel Zads

4. Just Married Zads

5. Beaparte

6. Cowboy Zads

7. Joe Wilkinson Zads

8. Headscarf Zads

9. Kyle Zads

 

[Hanibo]

Thanks for the new thread OD Eek, those are some challenging wanks alright

 

[alicky]

Thanks OD

I misunderstood the poll at first but have now chosen which ones I’d still do (only 3 tho!)

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Thanks OD

I misunderstood the poll at first but have now chosen which ones I’d still do (only 3 tho!)

3!? Go on then, cast your votes

 

[alicky]

3!? Go on then, cast your votes

Done so now (forgot to cast)

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Done so now (forgot to cast)

Far be it from me to kink shame someone, but the Headscarf one? Really?

 

[alicky]

Far be it from me to kink shame someone, but the Headscarf one? Really?

Well I like his character in Servant of the People so I could see past the headscarf. The one I’m not touching with a barge pole is the cap. It is

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Well I like his character in Servant of the People so I could see past the headscarf. The one I’m not touching with a barge pole is the cap. It is

Ahh, I see. I haven't seen SoP so for me it's just Zads in headscarf and a necklace

 

[emm]

Well I like his character in Servant of the People so I could see past the headscarf. The one I’m not touching with a barge pole is the cap. It is

what is the context of him wearing the headscarf?!

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

what is the context of him wearing the headscarf?!

He's dressing up as a comedy sidekick character to escape from some bad guys (I think the comedy character and sidekick are possibly actual entertainers in Ukraine but not sure).

 

[alicky]

My phone has shamed me! I got a recent highlights today on my photo gallery for May-June. The first half was videos of family, days out etc. The second half was you guessed it - Zads!

 

[Moniker]

I can't pick one. I'd rather go without. They are all rank.

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

Ok I've studied all the CW photos. How much do you bet that after months of hoping for a Zads erotic dream, tonight will be the night and it will feature one of those

 

[ElmoCookie]

Ok I've studied all the CW photos. How much do you bet that after months of hoping for a Zads erotic dream, tonight will be the night and it will feature one of those

I’m hoping to give Max’s slightly fuller beard a whirl in my dreams

 

[Moniker]

@OrangeDuvet thanks for the new thread.

I'm somewhat traumatised by the slew of CW pics. I know I've seen them all before but they were easier to deal with piecemeal. How could darling Zads look so much like a paedophile (pic 2) and Mr. Bean (pic 5). Imma need to go to page 16 of thread 4 and watch the Careless Whisper BDE on a loop to try and salvage things.

 

[UniversallySpeaking]

Thanks for the new thread OD!

Been out all day so just catching up, chuckling out loud at the CW choices

 

[Dooley Doo]

Thank you for starting the thread OD.

You found some real challenges there.

 

[swampdonkey22]

I woke up thinking of you zlads, made himself done a dark green tshirt and a eastern European accent, he’s as shite at accents as he’s in bed, I might switch back to women

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Anyway.
Morning ladies, I hope none of the CW gave you nightmares
To all of you who voted more than one, are you ok?

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

Ok I've studied all the CW photos. How much do you bet that after months of hoping for a Zads erotic dream, tonight will be the night and it will feature one of those

Update: it didn't happen. Dreamt the usual indecipherable bollocks. Phew

Bringing sexy back before everyone decamps to the Grealish thread