I would like to add further items to the Memorandum?A.G.M WHEELBARROW CLUB.
Memorandum.
Item 1. What happens in Wheelbarrow Club stays in Wheelbarrow Club.
Item 2. Wheelbarrows are to be left by the fire to dry whilst Wheelbarrow Club convenes.
Item 3. The constitutional hymn “I vow to thee my wheelbarrow“, is to be sung in reverential tones at commencement of AGM. Hymn sheets will be made available in The Rainforest Sitting Room.
Item 4. The keeping of wheelbarrows upstairs for ease of moving things in between bedrooms is to be mooted by Madam Bonnet-Bennett-Havisham-Keynes.
Item 5. Permission is sought to bash useless fence twotdividuals over the head (aggressively and with necessary gumption) with any/all heel arrows - sorry, wheelbarrows when they let you down, (predictably) , yet again, after their untrained dog runs amok in your garden. No abstentions can be allowed.
Item 6. Wheelbarrow distribution to the poor and needy.
It will be mooted that our new charity endeavour, WDPN be presented to the Charities Commission. Thereafter, financial contribution from any, all and sundry will be sought in order to acquire and thereafter distribute wheelbarrows to those less fortunate than ourselves. This is the brainchild of Garden Guru - Miss Canthus of Hampshire. Questions must be made through the Chair. (see below)
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The Chair will recognise all affiliative members of Wheelbarrow Club as per Articles of Association sub-para 23b.
N.B. At the end of Wheelbarrow Club AGM a collection plate will be passed around by our guest speaker ; The Bishop of Wigsandwhatnots.
Please try to remember some small change to avoid embarrassment.
Date TBA.
The crucial role of the wheelbarrow in adding intrigue and drama in landscaping (and the avoidance of a bad back). Discuss.
Will wheelbarrows replace Darrens in the future? Ponder.