Can't look at any horse, real or virtual, without thinking of Jack Monroe's infamous lasagne sauce, so one of my horses is called LasagneI've finally got round to playing RDR2 after somehow avoiding spoilers for three years. I tried playing it on my old PC but didn't enjoy it because the hardware wasn't powerful enough to run it properly. Now I've got a new machine and whacked all the graphics settings up to ultra and it's stunning. Does anyone else panic when they have to name things in games? When I bought my first horse I had a complete brain malfunction and now my horse is called Weasel![]()
"It'll thicken up"
I'm working my way through Assassin's creed origins, love the setting but wish they'd picked an earlier time period than the Ptolemaic dynasty, can't help feeling like they've done it so I can meet Cleopatra and Caesar at some point, but I wanted proper pharoahs, not a bunch of Greeks and Romans!
Knowing assassin's creed I'll probably end up carrying the carpet Cleopatra hiding in to help her meet Caesar, manage to accidentally bump into every well known person on the street from this time period & then accidentally burn down the library of Alexandria. It's amazing how good these assassins are at networking, I imagine a modern day AC game would have us helping Beyoncé storm a Templar stronghold.