Tier 3 Instamums

[U Wot]

I don’t even know where to start with the mum club. I think as soon as I saw a pop up selfie button was part of their essential merch that it isn’t the club for me but good luck with finding your tribe ladies.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I don’t even know where to start with the mum club. I think as soon as I saw a pop up selfie button was part of their essential merch that it isn’t the club for me but good luck with finding your tribe ladies.

 

[U Wot]

I find it mildly amusing though that in their blog about acronyms that they don’t mention MC is a commonly used acronym for middle class, which seems somehow apt when you are spending £27 on a smashed avocado brunch and a goodie bag.

 

[Carobee]

“Avacados for dayzzz bruv” under a picture of middle class white women in pearls eating lunch, ha oh this is too cringe good to be true

 

[U Wot]

Almost time for a new thread. So much material to work with bruv

 

[AmberSpyglass]

<swans off to look —laugh— at the Mum club

Oh dear , the Mum Club feed “you can’t sit with us” unless :

Look like a model
Under 30
Glossy blow dried hair.
Designer clothes
Obligatory selfie 10 days post partum looking pretty damn good actually but totally *not* fishing for compliments.

......and *bruv*, dear God!

 

[FOD's missing hairbands]

That 10 days post partum pic- i’d love to look like that bloody 4 years post partum!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

That 10 days post partum pic- i’d love to look like that bloody 4 years post partum!

That kind of picture is all about ‘ tell me how gorgeous I am”

She looks terrific and lucky her for pinging back into shape so quickly especially after a csection . It’s the bollocks accompanying the picture justifying said photo that is so wearing.

 

[Wetmyplants]

They look too perfect.

It’s a no from me.

 

[U Wot]

I’ve realised they are both rugby WAGs. I thought some of the locations for the meet ups were a bit random. Tbh if someone had said for £18 quid I could download an ebook that could help me get my baby to sleep I probably would have snapped their hand off

Seems a bit weird to have wives of athletes talking about snorting bread sauce and welcoming friends who bring wine at 11am but I guess that’s rugby for you. Good on them for not going down the anxiety route anyway.

 

[Han___]

I watched them storey the contents of their fridge recently and one of their weekly shops came to around £300. Don’t most families spend that a month?!

 

[bumblebees19]

Had to join to see if anyone else is obsessed with Alice JT (more than toast)? I see she is back with Sean, after publishing that messy blog post on him/his friends/family. I wonder what drew her back to him? As she posts stories showing off her huge diamond ring, and talking about his Aston Martin being serviced

 

[ThreeFourFive]

"FOR HONEST WOMEN THAT KEEP SUDACREM IN THIER CHANEL AND PAMPERS IN THIER PRADA" - blimey, they could, at the very least, spellcheck their website.

 

"FOR HONEST WOMEN THAT KEEP SUDACREM IN THIER CHANEL AND PAMPERS IN THIER PRADA" - blimey, they could, at the very least, spellcheck their website.

New thread title

Instamums #2- permanently exhausted, winging it in waitrose in #ad#gifted clothes

 

[U Wot]

The possibilities are endless....

Instamums 2: It’s all gifted, tax-free or from a magic money tree so the kids are ok (at least for today)

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Thread title; He ain’t heavy,it’s mashed avocado bruv.

 

[U Wot]

Smashed bruv, the avocados are smashed. Bit like the mums by the sounds of it

 

[Avis]

This has got to be a satire account? Surely?

 

[Mochalatte]

Not that I like this is mothership because they are bad but I feel like mums club is a cheap and nastier version of this is mothership? (If that even makes sense) I’ve actuallh never seen so much cringe.....this thread started I think as discussing the upper 6 but I’m not even sure where mums club are in this hierarchy!

 

[GreyWolf]

Not that I like this is mothership because they are bad but I feel like mums club is a cheap and nastier version of this is mothership? (If that even makes sense) I’ve actuallh never seen so much cringe.....this thread started I think as discussing the upper 6 but I’m not even sure where mums club are in this hierarchy!

I wasn’t sure who was the topic on here! I started thefarmerswife thread but she’s nowhere near this tier who’s supposed to be on here?
Who are the upper 6?!