Thissinglemama #116 Skippy skips, Chippy chips, Wonky lips & expanding hips

[Iseeyou2020]

£163 in primark, let that sink in £163!!!!! Jesus wept, I can feed a family of 5 for 2 weeks on that! She is so detached from reality!

 

[K4040]

It would have been easier to tell the kid she’s having a chicken n cheese sandwich - end of debate!!

Not for aimless. Harper rules the roost
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Someone actually asked her about the dent

 

[ChubClubThug]

Yet again she’s wearing an outfit that’s too small. You can see on that pic it’s too tight around the back
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She booked this place so she must have told them it’s her birthday for them to bring this plate out
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On her phone that much she has to take a power bank out with her on her birthday night out

 

[katyhorne]

If her brand deal is with Aldi, then I can’t believe how wrong Aldi have got it. Charlie would have been a million times more suited to it than her snobby sister.

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

She fucked up big time by removing that big hedge at the back didn't she ... zooooooooooooom as the train goes past! She must hear them a lot more now too without a bit of a sound barrier.

And yes Aimee, you can come round to see my house any day of the week - unannounced! I'm a single mum who works full time and my house still doesn't look like yours! I don't believe for one second that she didn't have a rapid tidy around before she filmed that video!

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Hate to be cynical But I think gravy/cucumber is just a ruse for engagement & attention.

 

[Web30]

Are these bar events worth the drive down and hotel stay? I wouldn't bother unless more local, just seems an effort for a.few drinks and a free bag of makeup.

 

[immaturecow]

There is nothing I hate more on a night out than somebody constantly filming me or taking pictures. Just let me be drunken disorderly in peace

 

[dancing flamingo]

Does this heffer think there are only 2 dress sizes between her and her daughter
Fucking delusional is not the word

 

[Iseeyou2020]

Those euro tshirts are giving council estate mum with a vinyl business! The most horrendous thing I've seen all week!

 

[DaisyLou23]

They all look thrilled to be there

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Love how the anxiety disappears in crowded places when she’s out doing something for herself

 

[Maz81]

My thoughts exactly Lola! Whats SO funny that she’s cackling away to herself like a deranged idiot

 

[ChubClubThug]

Here’s the first transition and she’s had to include “the girls”

That fucking dress with her fat corned beef thighs hanging out of it my god she never ever fails does she!

That dress would be AWFUL on someone a size 6 aged 20. Aimless, for the love of God, just stop itttttt

 

[witchtwiccan71]

Aw I remember being able to go to a pub for the first time.

 

[K4040]

Why is everything in her kitchen? All crammed in that small room when she has a lounge she recently did up. Why not do it in there?

She could have done with some fake tan on the legs

Because that’s where the filter lives!

 

[Lorny]

Is it normal to make a big deal of your birthday at 39? To the point of getting your mates out a week before it and you get a dessert saying happy birthday. I would understand it for a special birthday but I don’t know, I wouldn’t ask my friends to go on a night out just for my birthday now I’m in my 30s.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's practically crying in that video fucking hell get a grip you fat knacker. Mrs money bags can surely just order again she hardly has to wait for a refund

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

That jackanory this morning Why is she ordering from a McDonalds which is that far away, and why would that branch deliver to her in the first place if that was the case? I smell bullshit.

Then her comment about her child being hungry and it taking 10 minutes to sort that pizza out - so why didn't you do that in the first place?! She's so full of it's unbelievable.

 

[BarryHeavens]

I can smell this photo
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