Oh hell yes, those mofo ugly Perspex porno heels - shit.Eggs
Avocado
Aubergine
Tonic water
Iced coffee
Carrot cake
Those stupid clear high heels
Boohoo/Missguided/InTheStyle
Nutella
Those shit stickers with shit sayings that people put on their walls
Stacey Soloman
Fucking hideous nobody wants to see your foot sweatOh hell yes, those mofo ugly Perspex porno heels - shit.
Absolutely. It puts my cringe muscle into overdrive.I don't know if this is controversial or not but I'm going to say Ladbaby. I just find the whole thing so contrived and cringe but a certain kind of people seem to love him and his antics
I had to look it up “ Cake smash: The new way to celebrate your baby's first birthday. ... A cake smash is where a one-year-old gets very messy with a cake and a professional photographer captures the moment. After that, there is often a bubble bath, which is also caught on camera for posterity.”Absolutely. It puts my cringe muscle into overdrive.
I also can't abide gender reveal parties (ye gods, isn't a baby shower bad enough!) and the wasteful horror that is a cake smash. I mean honestly what is the point of dressing your baby up in a frilly romper and knee high socks and letting him or her cover themselves and their surroundings in cake?! It always looks like a dirty protest.
I also hate frog taped walls, and the current 'upcycling' trend (for which read badly painting your furniture/ tiles/ floors/ patio with paint which will flake off in a week)
None of it is about the baby at all. It's all about the narcissistic parents and their desire to show off to the max. #blessedI had to look it up “ Cake smash: The new way to celebrate your baby's first birthday. ... A cake smash is where a one-year-old gets very messy with a cake and a professional photographer captures the moment. After that, there is often a bubble bath, which is also caught on camera for posterity.”
What the actual fuck? How contrived and conceited is thisAll for the gram? And who came up with the rebranding of basically just a 1 year old eating birthday cake and called it “ cake smash”? Some over woke fuck. And don't get me started on those gender reveal “Look At Me” parties - seriously people are so self absorbed. No one gives a shit about anyones babies gender except their own.
I have seen people do a 'cake smash' for their 30s or 40s birthday. Wearing a tiara and a tutuI had to look it up “ Cake smash: The new way to celebrate your baby's first birthday. ... A cake smash is where a one-year-old gets very messy with a cake and a professional photographer captures the moment. After that, there is often a bubble bath, which is also caught on camera for posterity.”
What the actual fuck? How contrived and conceited is thisAll for the gram? And who came up with the rebranding of basically just a 1 year old eating birthday cake and called it “ cake smash”? Some over woke fuck. And don't get me started on those gender reveal “Look At Me” parties - seriously people are so self absorbed. No one gives a shit about anyones babies gender except their own.
Its so true. The greed is appalling. The thing is that the Kardashians get all of that shit gifted in return for social snaps - the catering, the flowers, the gifts, entertainment - they don't pay for shit. Then people aspire/try to copy them using their own money? Its an illusion. None of this brings true joy to a one year old baby or a marriage. Its all fake/shallow shit and I wish it would stop. Endless consumerism does not equate to happiness, I’ve done it (not on their scale!) but it still leaves you insecure or empty as I hazard a guess that some of that family are. Sermon overNone of it is about the baby at all. It's all about the narcissistic parents and their desire to show off to the max. #blessed
I find they're the same people who post photos of the unopened piles of presents that Santa brings their kids at Christmas #he'sbeen
Such an ostentatious show of greed and boasting. They've seen whatever Kardashian/Jenner girl host a 3-day birthday party for their 1 year old kid and want a piece of the action.
FMLI have seen people do a 'cake smash' for their 30s or 40s birthday. Wearing a tiara and a tutu
If I could do a GIF of the Game of Thrones nun ringing the bell and repeatedly chanting 'shame', I would.I have seen people do a 'cake smash' for their 30s or 40s birthday. Wearing a tiara and a tutu
-Baby showers, especially the ones where they have ‘fun games’ like eating brown foods out of a nappy. Oh haha Janet it looks like I’m eating shit aren’t you a fucking hoot.
Unless the people who’s baby showers I’ve been to are utter sickos...(possiblewhat?! That’s a thing? Why is that a thing?! I can only imagine how revolting it must look in the inevitable Facebook pictures.What is wrong with people?
Oh and I agree that Christmas pudding fucking sucks too
i don’t think we’d get alongButter
Mince pies
Christmas cake
Lewis Capaldi
Casualty
Holly City
Broadchurch
I could actually go on and on
Wonder if all-you-can-eat buffets will be a thing of the past since Covid-19.Cakes or biscuits with raisins in - WHY
Burgers
All you can eat buffets
Cinema
Even more so - dates at the cinema. I never got it. Why would I go on a date with you in a room when I have to have quiet???Cakes or biscuits with raisins in - WHY
Burgers
All you can eat buffets
Cinema
Oh.i don’t think we’d get along
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