You can tell Jess was desperately clawing for words to make Russ’ birthday sound delightful, when it reality it sounds boring AF. She must be fuming that the salty sea dog didn’t want to do something more glamorous.
You can tell Jess was desperately clawing for words to make Russ’ birthday sound delightful, when it reality it sounds boring AF. She must be fuming that the salty sea dog didn’t want to do something more glamorous.
She really does sound quite bitter.
To me it sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend a birthday but then I am quite an introvert. The problem that Jess has is that she needs 'content' and believes that everyone lives like the influencer gang on the gram. He has wasted an opportunity to show off about their incredible lifestyle, relationship and aspirational celebration!
She really does sound quite bitter.
To me it sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend a birthday but then I am quite an introvert. The problem that Jess has is that she needs 'content' and believes that everyone lives like the influencer gang on the gram. He has wasted an opportunity to show off about their incredible lifestyle, relationship and aspirational celebration!
You’ve hit the nail on the head - nothing wrong with low key birthdays (making a big deal out of birthdays isn’t for me) but I bet she was annoyed that he didn’t want to do anything interesting that she could mine for content. Still managed a bunch of stories and a grid post though!
Jess must be having a bit of a crisis as an influencer. She can’t mine H’s neurodiversity because all signs of it seemingly vanished the moment he left school (not that I’m suggesting it’s an iffy diagnosis that she only pursued as a bargaining chip against the school ), B is leaving home soon and C is nine and therefore not that interesting. What does a mum blogger do when their youngest kid is well past the cute little kid stage?
This woman definitely has more money than sense. I really doubt she will ever wear some of those dress things ever again despite her protests that she wants to wear more colour. I reckon she must have spent about £500?
Are we supposed to believe she found 8 Pristine condition cushions that just so happen to perfectly match her colour scheme in the beach hut at the carboot??? Iv only ever been to one car boot in my life and it was full of shite how does she find these “gems”
Are we supposed to believe she found 8 Pristine condition cushions that just so happen to perfectly match her colour scheme in the beach hut at the carboot??? Iv only ever been to one car boot in my life and it was full of shite how does she find these “gems”
She looks manic in those photos, especially the one where she's wearing the floral tent. We've all tried to take nice selfies but how many did she take, to then choose those ones?
How does she think she’ll wear those dresses? They’ll be on Vinted next week . Not a fan anyway but she looks really awkward in them and she is clearly only happy in baggy beige stuff.
I’m sure I’m late to the party here but I haven’t seen her account for a while and she just popped up on my suggested accounts.
What is going on with her eyebrows?! She really needs to lay off the Botox, I don’t understand this look!
Does a single day go by without an unnecessary purchase??
I couldn’t tell you the last thing I bought that wasn’t food/stuff for the dog. She is constantly buying something, often multiple things a day?! I don’t even know how she has space for it all, her house must be so cluttered
Does a single day go by without an unnecessary purchase??
I couldn’t tell you the last thing I bought that wasn’t food/stuff for the dog. She is constantly buying something, often multiple things a day?! I don’t even know how she has space for it all, her house must be so cluttered