Theonlygirlinthehouse #4 The only colourful thing in her beige life is her boys colourful language.

[Crazymum]

Atleast spell it right if you want to make money off a link.

 

[TJR]

She's back home and no more mention of Hugo

 

[Okgolightly]

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This person was obviously asking for clarification on the “Monica C” brand Jess was talking about… but she didn’t get it? Or was she just being snarky?

I know! The poster literally says Monica C so obviously she isn’t searching the full name Jess you tit.

 

[sadoldtroll]

Didn’t her mum buy the beach hut? So now she has no use for her so cut contact and they are all happier?!

Really??

 

[User90009]

Her hair is in such bad condition!!!!

 

[Chociy]

What is the point of a butter pot over a butter dish though? It looks like it's harder to get the butter out of the bottom!

 

[GAC37]

Omg now she’s reminiscing about watching her kids and her friends jump off bridges into the river when they were younger! Yeah great idea, so safe .

Their friends rather!

 

[sadoldtroll]

He’s definitely not mentioned as much as he was before the big move out/ separation

 

[MrsJones83]

What terrible accommodation! How did she not know the accommodation was shared?
sorry but there’s no way I’d be going to Rome just for 1 night.

To be fair the listing doesn’t specifically say it’s shared

Fontana di Trevi Roma Luxury Suite, Rome, Italy

Ideally set in Rome, Fontana di Trevi Roma Luxury Suite features an Italian breakfast and free WiFi.

www.booking.com

 

[Crazymum]

HOW MUCH did they make at the car boot?! She seemingly gets all her pre-loved bits for pennies but when she sells her own, somehow makes a killing?

I know! Im chuffed if I make £150

 

[Alansbigplate]

I think Jess is a pretty awful person all round tbh - at least how she comes across on instagram. So she’s related to Steve Ovett, so what? She’s clearly (understandably) affected by her parents divorce but seems to think she’s god’s gift, the way she talks about her late teens and twenties when she worked in an estate agency, entered beauty pageants snd got married, you’d think she was Carrie Bradshaw.
Great that she met Russ but she seems to be a shit step parent and gives her boys no boundaries and far too much adoration.
She thinks she’s above other people with her taste and life choices but she seems so cold and, well, rough.

Crikey there’s a real family resemblance

 

[RonDonLongLegs]

Does she already have tattoos? I cant remember

 

[Abi da Walker]

Trying to find the house online but can’t remember the area other than near Brighton?

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Why has she decided C needs a bunk bed anyway?!

She’s always making excuses to hunt down large pieces of furniture they absolutely, definitely need.

Sleepovers with cousins? Friends?

 

[TJR]

Probably can't be arsed to be alone with you Jess. He looks terrified

 

[Helmac79]

She’s desperate to get them modelling contracts like Russ’s son!

That's what I thought too!

 

[maytoseptember]

Cas is 8, 9 early next year. I only know that as he’s a similar age to my own kid.

 

[Ifyoucantbeatemjoinem]

Doubt he's actually driving whilst she's taken that, tbf.

 

[Nutsymom]

Long time lurker here. Her reels are always there on my fyp page. Such a weird family. Her latest haircut video popped in my fyp and I thought "Is Ruby Franke out of jail so soon?" The haircut make her look so similar to Ruby

 

[Crazymum]

Bruno’s the taller one right? At least he can pull his trousers up

Yup