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PlatinumThoughts
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Ernie (and Houston)... I despair. Meanwhile, six Calvary maternity nurses have been admitted to the ED with broken ribs from laughing so hard.
squacksquack
Chatty Member
Second child is a no limit soldier every time. My second born actually fly kicked my husband the other night like she was in a martial arts movie with Jackie Chan. She’s two. Best wishes, warmest regards, Claire.
ClairesLastLash
Active member
This bitch! Saying it’s “cute that they called” when Houston bumped his head at day care. It’s not cute, fuck wit. It’s policy. It will be policy at school as well. Get used to it. No one does it to be cute, it’s because an educator/teacher/first aide officer is not a doctor and it’s to cover themselves/the centre/the school in the unlikely event that it’s serious. Ugh she’s tiresome.
Female Businesswoman
Chatty Member
Claire you are just a medium sized fish in a small Tasmanian pond.
You got a following for posting about Kmart stock.
You’re problematic with your warped eating and what you’re inflicting on Houston. You’re not inspirational or aspirational. You don’t have style. You’re toxic positivity from top to bottom. Happy Sunyay!
never miss a Monday!
Happy FriYay!
BASIC BITCH
You got a following for posting about Kmart stock.
You’re problematic with your warped eating and what you’re inflicting on Houston. You’re not inspirational or aspirational. You don’t have style. You’re toxic positivity from top to bottom. Happy Sunyay!
never miss a Monday!
Happy FriYay!
BASIC BITCH
how.now.brown.cow
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Amazing how she's well enough just in time to travel for the gram fam, but has had how much time off from her actual job!Nice work Claire….
On a Kmart trip, shill Cleo Harper from the hotel room
IAmSometimesTheWalrus
Well-known member
Uh. Well. It certainly takes the attention away from the hair 🫣
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doofus_picklebrains
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As much as I feel bad thinking it, I wouldn’t be surprised if this baby is born prematurely. Her body clearly can’t take the strain and if she doesn’t change her ways it’s just going to say ‘fuck this shit’ and give up on growing it. She has many of the risk factors for preterm labor (malnutrition, age, short time between pregnancies etc)
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waitingtobejealous
Member
I’ve got contacts - I’m ready to hit them up as soon as he’s bornHobart locals: you reckon you’re gonna find out baby name for us? It’s all I’m looking forward to
how.now.brown.cow
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This is so fucked up. Claire - get help. Your preoccupation with photographing yourself looking as skinny as possible whilst preg is not healthy.
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Flossydoss
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This was my first thought! Or she’s told certain people different names to see who the leak is!
AperolSpritz
Member
‘I truly am blessed’…
This really grated on me. Why aren’t I blessed?
So much better to say that you’re feeling grateful or lucky or whatever. You can acknowledge your feelings without suggesting that you are one of the chosen ones… it lands with a very smug vibe, even if that is the opposite of what she’s trying to do.
This really grated on me. Why aren’t I blessed?
So much better to say that you’re feeling grateful or lucky or whatever. You can acknowledge your feelings without suggesting that you are one of the chosen ones… it lands with a very smug vibe, even if that is the opposite of what she’s trying to do.
squacksquack
Chatty Member
As someone who has HG with pregnancy, this period of illness right after her gloating about how she’d give someone a bit of her pregnancy “wellness” feels like some kind of karmic force coming in to knock her down a peg or two.
ClairesLastLash
Active member
I have a teenage daughter who wears outfits like this and looks delightful. Fashion, even the ridiculous kind, is amazing when worn by the youth and beauty of the day. Claire is neither of these things. It’s time for her to dress for the body she has and the age she is. I’m not saying that it’s time for the mumus and homypeds, but sis - this ain’t it.
how.now.brown.cow
VIP Member
A person obsessed with showing how not pregnant they look.Honestly who posts photos like these to a public IG and thinks they look good or think it’s helpful/interesting. I will never understand
She's like watching paint dry, just the same shit over and over and over again
Kmart screenshots from their website, I have a headache, here's a photo of me looking sightly deranged post workout, don't sweat the small stuff, rinse and repeat. Fucking yawn!
how.now.brown.cow
VIP Member
I'm getting pure cringe from these birth posts of hers. No one, and I quite literally mean no one, wants to see that. It's just so fkn weird, I just can't imagine being so pedantic about keeping things private, not sharing kids names etc but choosing to show yourself in labour?! She's fucked in the head. Such an attention seeking brat.
hereforthetea03
Chatty Member
This!! Why am I struggling with things this pregnancy?! Umm your body hasn’t had time to replenish what it lost last time and you’ve already got another baby in there sucking out whatever minuscule amounts of anything that was left! Time to actually put the baby first instead of worrying how you’re going to look afterwards.
I hope you’re not suggesting that full time, working professionals Claire and her partner, living rent free in a house from a job she doesn’t do, who receives every type of clothing, personal care and household item anyone could ever need for free, while collecting top market rent on your own house and holidaying in the “shacks” the rest of your well off family own, is well off herself because she’s adamant she’s not. You might not be driving a Ferrari Claire, but struggling you are not. Get in touch with the real world sweetheart.
emmygluewho
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ERNIE!? Surely fucking not!!??
emmygluewho
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I've said it before I'll say it again! Her bolt ons are absolute trash.