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[TheWitchIsBack]

Toby reminds me of a dog’s name sorry.

It reminds me of the Toby Jug pub just outside central station in Glasgow which is a bleeping shitehole! IYKYK

 

[Hatersloveme]

Toby Carvery

 

[Molly1cat]

Naming baby October …. I would expect nothing else .. pretentious much

 

[Dizzy]

I hate myself, but… I don’t hate the name.

It is embarrassingly try hard, and a big dollop of cringe, but I don’t hate it.

Maybe she really likes the octonauts and can’t wait to buy him all the merch?

Yeah same here. I mean it could not be more cringe and I’m embarrassed at how cool they must think it is but I kinda expected nothing less. Her response when someone suggested he could shorten it to Toby if he didn’t like it was ‘he’d better not!’ so I don’t think she’s feeling that option!

 

[Keep Smiling]

Yeah same here. I mean it could not be more cringe and I’m embarrassed at how cool they must think it is but I kinda expected nothing less. Her response when someone suggested he could shorten it to Toby if he didn’t like it was ‘he’d better not!’ so I don’t think she’s feeling that option!

Unfortunately she won’t get a choice if your mates shorten your name or not….. my mother never shortened my name but the minute I went to school and work it got shortened. No point fighting it! The moral of story is use a name that you don’t mind the shortened version of!

 

[Hanna21]

I don’t understand why her husband didn’t veto the name, he’ll have to be popular or hard as nails else get the absolute piss ripped out of him

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Unfortunately she won’t get a choice if your mates shorten your name or not….. my mother never shortened my name but the minute I went to school and work it got shortened. No point fighting it! The moral of story is use a name that you don’t mind the shortened version of!

Nah, there’s no chance the little Octonaut is going to avoid a themed nickname.

The only question is whether he’ll be Kwazii, Shellington, or Captain Barnacles?

 

[Bleurghgram]

I don’t mind October it’s really no different to April or May, she’s not as quirky or original as she thinks she is. That bed though… I hope little Toby bites the black paintwork when he’s teething.

 

[Keep Smiling]

Wonder if Octavio’s cot has child proof paint?

 

[stormsilver]

So random.

August Stonier would have been lovely.

But that’s like calling a baby Summer when it’s born in Winter. Makes no sense!
October is a ridiculous name though. I thought it was a typo and she was stating when he was born. Poor sod she has such delusions of grandeur. Everyone saying how wonderful must be lying

I have an August who wasn’t worn in August

 

[Burrito88]

Sure of course a breastfeeding new mum only has a lamp on her bedside table

 

[ellobird]

I know from the angle she’s sitting next to him in the back, but he shouldn’t be wearing a beanie while sleeping and/or in the car as it could slip down and suffocate him

 

[Burrito88]

I haven’t even seen my own nipples today, but I’ve seen Chelsea’s

 

[Dizzy]

Are we surprised though? She is unspeakably thirsty.

 

[8ForestWood]

The name ‘Ziggy’ for a boy on another Instagram account is worse

 

[Dizzy]

I follow an account with Ziggy as a boy - maybe the same one

 

[LoXLo]

I follow an influencer who named her son Ziggy but spelt it Zygi

 

[Hanna21]

I haven’t even seen my own nipples today, but I’ve seen Chelsea’s

When I tell you I rushed over here after seeing that story how much is an over share, apparently not areolas!

 

[Fat-tits]

She always writes his name october, why not use the capital O which auto corrects when you type October, she's purposely using the lower case 'o', very strange

 

[Hanna21]

Cream floor length curtains + toddler =