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Opalfruit8

Opalfruit8

TheWitchIsBack said:
She doesn’t fit in anywhere because her intentions are so transparent. She doesn’t realise that if she was a bit more honest and open she wouldn’t seem so abrasive.

The BoPo community doesn’t want her because she lies about her size. She’s a “size 16” but everything’s oh I got an 18 so size up. She’s not body positive if she’s lying about her size.

The Beauty community doesn’t want her because she washes her hair once a fortnight and continuously looks like a grubby mess.

The Weightloss community doesn’t want her cause she’s spent all that money on a kitchen renovation then barely used it.

The fashion community doesn’t want her because she wears jumpers for about 12 days in a row that look like they could literally walk off her body.

The travel community doesn’t want her because her family moan the whole time and look so bored and tired. Not aspirational in the slightest.

The mental health community doesn’t want her because she’s clearly a bloody narcissist who doesn’t have its best interests at heart.

The mummy brigade don’t want her because she’s barely ever with her kids and always seems to be lying about “working so hard” talking into her phone for hours while Trev picks up the slack.

She wants the fame and glory but isn’t prepared to do the graft required to get it. She’s becoming insufferable and trying to now get into some money blogger space is just her clutching at yet more straws that will once again slide out of her greasy hands.

When will she realise people can see through all of this stuff which is why she’s never carved a career out of social media despite all the desperate behaviour. She’s an hole and I really hope this money stuff has opened a lot of people’s eyes.
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If I could give you a standing ovation I would!!!
 
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Isanythingrealanymore

Isanythingrealanymore

TheWitchIsBack said:
She doesn’t fit in anywhere because her intentions are so transparent. She doesn’t realise that if she was a bit more honest and open she wouldn’t seem so abrasive.

The BoPo community doesn’t want her because she lies about her size. She’s a “size 16” but everything’s oh I got an 18 so size up. She’s not body positive if she’s lying about her size.

The Beauty community doesn’t want her because she washes her hair once a fortnight and continuously looks like a grubby mess.

The Weightloss community doesn’t want her cause she’s spent all that money on a kitchen renovation then barely used it.

The fashion community doesn’t want her because she wears jumpers for about 12 days in a row that look like they could literally walk off her body.

The travel community doesn’t want her because her family moan the whole time and look so bored and tired. Not aspirational in the slightest.

The mental health community doesn’t want her because she’s clearly a bloody narcissist who doesn’t have its best interests at heart.

The mummy brigade don’t want her because she’s barely ever with her kids and always seems to be lying about “working so hard” talking into her phone for hours while Trev picks up the slack.

She wants the fame and glory but isn’t prepared to do the graft required to get it. She’s becoming insufferable and trying to now get into some money blogger space is just her clutching at yet more straws that will once again slide out of her greasy hands.

When will she realise people can see through all of this stuff which is why she’s never carved a career out of social media despite all the desperate behaviour. She’s an hole and I really hope this money stuff has opened a lot of people’s eyes.
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Here here 🙌🏼 Could not agree more
 
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Joosephine

Thread suggestion- Jess is needy and very very greedy, she's not funny, she just wants your money!
 
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Jem28474

Monzo isn’t exactly ground breaking.. had mine nearly 3 years now! Revolut card is better for travelling as you can hold out for rates that are favourable to you but put the money on as sterling first.
 
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Swipe Up!

TheWitchIsBack said:
She doesn’t fit in anywhere because her intentions are so transparent. She doesn’t realise that if she was a bit more honest and open she wouldn’t seem so abrasive.

The BoPo community doesn’t want her because she lies about her size. She’s a “size 16” but everything’s oh I got an 18 so size up. She’s not body positive if she’s lying about her size.

The Beauty community doesn’t want her because she washes her hair once a fortnight and continuously looks like a grubby mess.

The Weightloss community doesn’t want her cause she’s spent all that money on a kitchen renovation then barely used it.

The fashion community doesn’t want her because she wears jumpers for about 12 days in a row that look like they could literally walk off her body.

The travel community doesn’t want her because her family moan the whole time and look so bored and tired. Not aspirational in the slightest.

The mental health community doesn’t want her because she’s clearly a bloody narcissist who doesn’t have its best interests at heart.

The mummy brigade don’t want her because she’s barely ever with her kids and always seems to be lying about “working so hard” talking into her phone for hours while Trev picks up the slack.

She wants the fame and glory but isn’t prepared to do the graft required to get it. She’s becoming insufferable and trying to now get into some money blogger space is just her clutching at yet more straws that will once again slide out of her greasy hands.

When will she realise people can see through all of this stuff which is why she’s never carved a career out of social media despite all the desperate behaviour. She’s an hole and I really hope this money stuff has opened a lot of people’s eyes.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
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Serious_Susan

Jem28474 said:
Monzo isn’t exactly ground breaking.. had mine nearly 3 years now! Revolut card is better for travelling as you can hold out for rates that are favourable to you but put the money on as sterling first.
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She’s literally set that up today as well. Those ‘you’ve set a ...’ notifications are when you’re just starting out 🤣
 
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Fanaff

Serious_Susan said:
She’s literally set that up today as well. Those ‘you’ve set a ...’ notifications are when you’re just starting out 🤣
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She will have seen you get credit for referring someone so will add her link once she’s got it set up. I found out about Monzo by googling, I know revolutionary! I’m writing a blog post as we speak *swipe uppppppp* 🙄
 
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#notgifted

Came here to talk about the Monzo card. Literally just signed up to and now posting like she's an expert. Giving people rit advice on another stupid blog post. What next? The discovery of Starling next? Maybe she'll discover Plum or Chip next....can pimp out her referral codes and not (def not) use the money towards a holiday.
 
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Insta_Hun

she’s just come on to say she’s deleted the app (insta) 😂😂 ffs! Attention seeking at its best. Makes a change from trying to make her husband an “influencer” by sharing him in EVERY story
 
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TheWitchIsBack

TheWitchIsBack

New thread suggestion:

She’s not large or Funny, in fact she’s a flop. We called out her bull now she’s off in a strop.
 
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Cjh78

She has really thrown her toys out of her pram hasn’t she!!
So kind of her to reinstall instagram to let us know she had deleted it though! 🤣
 
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