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Hang on… the dog is that badly trained thAt he jumps at her constantly so she can no longer work in her office at a proper desk…. and instead of training him she’s now working from her bed…. You can’t make this tit up anymore.
 
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Hang on… the dog is that badly trained thAt he jumps at her constantly so she can no longer work in her office at a proper desk…. and instead of training him she’s now working from her bed…. You can’t make this tit up anymore.
I mean the dog is probably as neglected as the rest of her adult duties but couldn’t she just shut the office door?

But everything is alright because she works - she does a tit boomerang of her tit glasses to prove it
 
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If you have a diagnosis for fear of giving birth how the hell do you have 4 kids? I had a horrific first birth and left it 5 years to have my second as a result. She gets pregnant for fun!
I find it offensive every time she claims she's been diagnosed with it in the Q&A.
 
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Jess has washed her hair and now it's grid post and stories about hair for the next week 🙄
 
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Nah your full of tit Jess, you just took a photo cos you washed it. We know your game girl
 
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I can probably buy that someone told Bella she had lovely hair because adults say that to children but grown women don't say that to grown women unless it's 2am and your drunk in a nightclub toilet. Not rocking round Costco. The lies are ridic.
 
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I can probably buy that someone told Bella she had lovely hair because adults say that to children but grown women don't say that to grown women unless it's 2am and your drunk in a nightclub toilet. Not rocking round Costco. The lies are ridic.
And then they all clapped and Jess walked out of Costco to fanfare.

Why does she tell stories like that man? Like no one said that to you, it was Costco on a Sunday afternoon in Milton Keynes, that tit is dog eat dog.

If you love your hair so much, don’t leave it for a month without washing it crusted in grease
 
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I bet she is secretly fuming she wasn’t invited to the Hamley’s xmas event with other parent type influencers and z-list celebs
 
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Didn’t she start Scandal 3 days ago and she’s already at the end of season 2? That’s 30 episodes! If you have time to watch that much tv, you are not working hard!
 
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Didn’t she start Scandal 3 days ago and she’s already at the end of season 2? That’s 30 episodes! If you have time to watch that much tv, you are not working hard!
I don’t know how she does it, it must be on 24/7 if she finished Greys aswell, I started watching that well before her & I'm not even half way through, defo doesn’t add up with how ‘busy’ she is
 
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I don’t know how she does it, it must be on 24/7 if she finished Greys aswell, I started watching that well before her & I'm not even half way through, defo doesn’t add up with how ‘busy’ she is
I feel like she just festers in her bed 24/7 and watches tv 🤢 her and trev are so bloody lazy. I feel so sorry for those kids.
 
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Who cares what tv show you’re watching and your stupid bleeping spoilers..text your friends about it 😴
 
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