If she has any left lolWho cares what tv show you’re watching and your stupid bleeping spoilers..text your friends about it
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I’ve questioned exactly that before. I’ve got two kids and after working, school/nursery runs, playing with them, homework, housework, cooking, getting ready for the next day, bedtime routines, etc… We sit down when they’re in bed and have time to watch 1-1.5 episodes of a series before my partner has to go to bed as he’s up early for work. I cannot imagine watching episode after episode of a show while my kids are awake and running around
I’m not convinced she’s right about half term being this week 
Some areas have next week, most have the week after off thoI’m not convinced she’s right about half term being this week
Maybe it’s just me, but if I’d been invited on a family day out to a film premier I’d have made a proper fuss of it and got my kids dressed up and made it super exciting.
They all look like they’ve been stopped in the street on their way to do a food shop and asked to come in to make up the numbers.
There is “keeping it real” and then there’s having respect for your craft and profession. If you want to be a serious, bookable influencer that’s not there to make up the numbers you need to make aspirational content cause the last thing I want to see is two overtired, dishevelled looking kids with saggy knees in their leggings, their grubby looking mum and their dad that’s never quite matured past teenager level. Her kids always look overtired and their forced expressions are heartbreaking. You can tell there are some kids who love being part of the influencer network like Ivy Coco and then there’s Sophia and Bella who look like they’d much rather be lying about the house like they always are.
They all look like they’ve been stopped in the street on their way to do a food shop and asked to come in to make up the numbers.
There is “keeping it real” and then there’s having respect for your craft and profession. If you want to be a serious, bookable influencer that’s not there to make up the numbers you need to make aspirational content cause the last thing I want to see is two overtired, dishevelled looking kids with saggy knees in their leggings, their grubby looking mum and their dad that’s never quite matured past teenager level. Her kids always look overtired and their forced expressions are heartbreaking. You can tell there are some kids who love being part of the influencer network like Ivy Coco and then there’s Sophia and Bella who look like they’d much rather be lying about the house like they always are.
she’s in the same county as mE
In my small town, some schools go a week before us. Its a bit confusing!
Oh fair enough! Maybe I’m just foreseeing Jess explaining the drama when she takes them back to school the week after to find out it’s actually half term then 
She takes such pride in being a slob. It’s cringe and not relatable at all. Imagine going to a movie premier with your greasy head you’ve tried to smooth down with straighteners.
I've never understood this new way of parenting where your kids are a hassle and do your head in and it's fine to lay around watching greys all day. I must admit my newborn did go through the back catalogue of teen mom with me when I was off and he was tiny and just slept all day but even then my house and children were shipshape and I didn't forget everything. Now I ensure my kids are sorted and my house is sorted andi work during work hours so that takes care of its self and then watch maybe 1 or 2 episodes an evening... I can't imagine watching greys when I'm supposed to be working.... I feel bad just having the news on for background noise 
I'm obviously doing the whole responsible working mother thing wrong and killing myself for no reason.
I'm obviously doing the whole responsible working mother thing wrong and killing myself for no reason.She’s one of the only contractors I’ve never seen get renewed- probably because she does absolutely duck all and they cotton onto the fact she charges for a full day rate for sitting in her bed, dragging her kids up and writing tit down in stupid journals all day.
If only she did!
Her Sunday resets are going well and still desperate to make Sophia happen (not going to happen)!
Maybe she wrote in the wrong positivity planner how great her life is and didn’t actually write in her diary about attending her job.
And now for more Sophia pushing and tit that was never said
A dog trainer? Trev where you at, whatcha doing?
Also, Jess for the love of god get out of that b bed. I can see the fumes rising in every story
Also, Jess for the love of god get out of that b bed. I can see the fumes rising in every story
‘To train him a little bit’ sorry, what you mean is you’ve not trained that dog at all before now?!?
For someone who calls herself the large funny one, she’s as funny as a kick in the fan.
Am I just being a witch sitting deadpan about her untrained dog, manky bra (which probably stank) and her kids shouting their mouths off?
You know, she could probably do a lot with that dog if she got off her flat a every day and did something other than invest in box sets
Am I just being a witch sitting deadpan about her untrained dog, manky bra (which probably stank) and her kids shouting their mouths off?
You know, she could probably do a lot with that dog if she got off her flat a every day and did something other than invest in box sets
Nothing was funny. Nothing at all. Why was your kid at work with you. Why was your kid at the hospital with you. Have I imagined trev is he not a real person. He's living his best unemployed gamer life isn't it.
Guarantee he’s back working as a security guard but she’s trying to pretend she’s doing it all singlehandedly and funding their lifestyle.
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