Thefatfunnyone #3

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

A fresh out of the bath, snuggly baby in clean pjs is just the loveliest thing
It’s terrible that she can even keep her kids clean. She has got a fake budget planner to fill in and make up a desk for the new office (ahem, shed) first even though she’s taking two weeks off social media.
Let’s take bets on how long she can keep off social media?

 

[Serious_Susan]

If you pop by asda Bedford you might say Trev as he secretly works to afford the insta life Jess portrays.

 

[Glamourelle]

Is she honestly for real?!

 

[Fanaff]

Plot twist. Trev let the bird in so he can piss off to the vet instead of helping tidy up.
also, thought she was cleaning her house last night after the baby went to sleep...funny that didn’t happen again for the 800th day in a row!

 

[NoF*cksGiven]

You know you’d meet her and she’d stink. I think I remember someone saying that on previous threads.

I met her. She STANK of BO.

 

[Emsie]

If she said we thought we would go travelling this year but haven't been able to so Trev is gonna go back to work whilst I'm on maternity leave so we can still travel in a few years time would just make perfect sense and no one would think it odd.
I don't think trev is a sahd at all. I reckon he's always worked at asda but that doesn't fit her professional people image.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I find it weird that I have 6.5 k followers and she has 65 k followers and I have about 600 likes per pic and about 200 comments and she has the same likes and 25 comments...I don't think it engagement or page is all that at all but bloody hell 65k and that's all she's getting from it

 

[Wierdos]

As if she shops in marks and Spencer with her budget envelopes

 

[swipe_up]

Why doesn’t Trevor get a job and help his family
Lush role model ain’t he

 

[Onceupatime]

I wonder what budget envelope these online treats are coming from

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Her TikTok is the most embarrassing thing - Jess is an average women - she’s probably a bit below average in looks imho. But the way she carries on like she’s some fucking goddess flicking her washed hair and pouting to the camera - the narcissism is real

 

[yellowbrickroad]

The state of Jess in that photo - wtf is she wearing, a potato sack!? The rest of them all look cute, especially little Bella with her hair in curls. And Jess standing there like a bomb scare

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Cringing at the Superdrug Halloween make up video! She’s the size of a house and is using her posh voice!

 

[Chipstiz]

Said it before and I'll say it again. Some people on here are bang out of order going in on her looks so much especially her teeth

 

[Serious_Susan]

All I know that if it was us l, no matter how much I was taking in from ads my partner wouldn’t just sit at home riding it. He’d be helping ensure the security of our family. Ain’t nobody want a #ManLykeTrev

 

[kmja]

Oh I thought Jess was all about “owning it” she’s as bad as all the rest of them for hitting that delete button

What's really lovely is she can't take a second to hit like on all the nice comments people are posting but can take the time to delete mine

 

[urghmummybloggers]

The fucking mouth and teeth on the video - my toes just curled in embarrassment for her. Go live your day man - stop trying to stunt for Instagram because honestly - that day looked sad

 

[stopthescams]

Yeah I really wanna take debt advice from people who think spending £30 on a journal is normal

 

[Emsie]

A few bible highlighters and now she's reverend jess.

 

[Coffeetrampbiatch]

I can promise you, no one cares!
“be present in the moment” oh please fuck off

Not sure if filming the whole thing is being in the moment...