This is what I was thinking!!Insane considering she’s a contractor...
What’s the point? She’s had an unplanned child, she’s a contractor so work can be sporadic, she’s an shit influencer so can’t really count on that income, plus she can’t project what the latest bandwagon she’ll jump on (remember - white peoples don’t pay her bills)She’s doing spend projections for the next 5 years?!
Im baffled!!
Crusty Brown JumperA 5 year budgetwhy! Anything can happen in the next five years... Another child? A global pandemic? Goals is one thing... Like in 5 years I'm gonna get out of this crusty brown jumper but it seems pointless to do a 5 year budget. Do 12 months first Jess see if you still like it in march!! She cracks me right up.
I don’t think I’d want someone so chaotic working doing my recruitment - it’s the first impression of the company.I wonder if the people who were doing her interview watch her stories?
Urgh that’s going to mean close ups of those tiny teeth and massive gums!I don’t think I’d want someone so chaotic working doing my recruitment - it’s the first impression of the company.
Can we also mention how Blanx have sent her teeth whitening - she has the yellowest teeth so if it works I’m legit buying it
The mid calf ones with the heel? Mid calf is not your friend JessCrusty Brown Jumperand those awful boots that make her look like legs of lamb
Especially in times of Covid!She’s doing spend projections for the next 5 years?!
Im baffled!!
It was hard watching haha I then skipped it allI’m waiting for some of you to comment on that performance and fake crying....please.....
I am howlingWhat a performance!
And the nominees for best performance are:
Jess aka The Obese Unfunny One for her performance on her Instagram stories thanking brands for donating
Matt Hancock for his performance on GMB last week after William Shakespeare had a vaccine for Covid-19.
Drumroll please
And, the Oscar for best performance 2020 goes to *long pause* Jess.
Jess then waddles up the the stage and tries uses her posh voice to do an acceptance speech but is pissed up on cava she slips up and uses the ghetto voice whilst ugly crying, wearing hersize 16brown top (with crumbs and food stains) and greasy top knot hair because she showered has washed her hair 3 weeks ago for this special occasion.
Absolutely deadWhat a performance!
And the nominees for best performance are:
Jess aka The Obese Unfunny One for her performance on her Instagram stories thanking brands for donating
Matt Hancock for his performance on GMB last week after William Shakespeare had a vaccine for Covid-19.
Drumroll please
And, the Oscar for best performance 2020 goes to *long pause* Jess.
Jess then waddles up the the stage and tries uses her posh voice to do an acceptance speech but is pissed up on cava she slips up and uses the ghetto voice whilst ugly crying, wearing hersize 16brown top (with crumbs and food stains) and greasy top knot hair because she showered has washed her hair 3 weeks ago for this special occasion.
SameIt’s the plopping her saggy tits on the kitchen counter for me.
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