The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[Quasimodo]

He has a problem with big purchases like DVC, the couch, Star Cruiser.
She loves vacations. Did you see her eyes light up when someone mentioned a Aulani/Tokyo combo? She was chomping at the bit as soon as she heard it and started planning it in her head. Even said she would love for J$ to see Tokyo. HE IS TWO YEARS OLD !!
Why the hell would a 2yr old care or even know he was in another country? All theme parks look alike to him. Wonder how much 1st class tickets to Hawaii then onto Tokyo would cost so J$ could nap?
I don't care if they invested in bitcoin, won the lottery, bought into Apple when it was 3.00/share. Their money is not a never ending source and their chosen career has a short shelf life. They are so delusional its scary to leave a child alone with them. She does realize that having another child would factor into all these travel plans, right?
Side note, before Dimmy was all "I'll just have to take it easy for a few days after the surgery". You could tell all the stan comments about their experiences rattled him. He legit looked concern about his time off to recover. She said something about getting the ECV and mounting the go-pro on the front so he can still work to provide the money. He seemed hesitant about getting an ECV. Probably because he won't have a visible reason to have one and he knows FRE will have a field day using him on an ECV and his old video clip about renting one to skip ahead in lines. LOVE LOVE LOVE that FRE'S videos are coming across the stans suggested feeds!!!

What was really gross is that it really seemed the only reason they haven’t yet and won’t be dragging J$ to Tokyo this year is “because of Covid”. They’re so desperate to come up with views they think it’s worth dragging a toddler to a foreign country just so he can see Disney stuff there too. He wouldn’t remember it and they would just be using him for the views. And good luck with just finding fried beige food to give your kid. Hey Japan, please take your time in loosening restrictions so obnoxious families like the Slackers have a hard time making it over there!

I also HATE how nonchalantly they talk about “currently trying” () for “miracle” baby #2 while also talking about all their “for-sure” trips and plans. You can’t have both! You can’t wish/assume you’ll get pregnant, go to all these places AND still be “concerned” about Covid on top of all that, you manic wannabe pixie queen. And Dim talking about how some car they really want that would also fit LynntheNewMom wouldn’t be available until 2023/24 like he just assumes they’ll pop out a baby in 2022 or something.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

From what I understand, sport hernias are in the groin area. Perhaps if JennyLookAtMe gave Timbo his balls channel back and had her teeth fixed sooner (and less steak and bj night), he wouldn’t need surgery.

Not to be stupid here, but if they are in the groin area how are they "actively trying" for miracle #2? Or are they just doing steak and BJ night and she thinks that's one way to get pregnant?
We may have just found the cause of their self-diagnosed infertility issues!

 

[VloggerCritic]

View attachment 1003804Ha fucking ha

That brings up a problem of running a giveaway on YouTube. There are no private messages so the winners have to use email or other social media to get in touch with the contest runner. They could have alleviated this by telling people to leave a comment on the video and on a matching Instagram post. But now they've opened the door for scammers like the one above and also people pretending to be the winners when they aren't.

Barely 1% of the subscriber base tried to win those giveaways. Seems really low.

 

[Blessyourheart]

His hernias must be pretty bad if they are doing surgery soon. He’ll be missing Mardi Gras at universal.

 

[Southpaw33]

He has to be trolling us,
or he's a bigger idiot than I gave him credit for. (Jenn too as she's the one who popped this in there.)

I'll let someone else make that call.

He seemed totally serious. He is an idiot. He said look at this normal restroom, but then it has this metal patina mirror. He was in awe over this thing and said people pay thousands for that type of patina. It's almost like they were bragging that this park (Windermere) they went to is "richer" than a normal park.

 

[Brookie]

OMG!!! Bojo Poppins

Bojo Poppins the the greatest name @Caligirl123

 

[YoNosé]

I feel like this is where they are heading

 

[Southpaw33]

They really have stupid stans. Like, it says a lot about who you are when you attract so many utter morons to watch you.

 

[Southpaw33]

OMG, she really does think it's her show! She never shuts up and she acts like she is the one who everyone wants to hear from. Shut the hell up, already.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

What the hell is a $13000 couch made out of? Kylie Jenner's shed skin cells?

I'm guessing if you configure it enough, with enough upgrades, you can get to $13,000. I think we will definitely see this in their crap filled house soon. I hope J$ spills stuff all over it.

 

[SirHiss]

She seriously felt the need to include her doctor droning on and on about her retinal scan. I guess this is what happens when you only get a retinal scan every few years instead of every year. It seemed like it was the first time she'd ever gotten it done though.

There was close to 2 minutes of that! WTF! How does she think anyone cares about that. And you could tell she had no idea what the doctor was talking about. I mean, neither did I, but I'm not recording my doctor appointments and putting them on the internet for the whole world to see.

 

[peteykirch]

I’m not sure how how hospitals are currently operating in FL, here in NY there are still strict rules for visitors. Many elective procedures were cancelled, and most places don’t allow visitors for one day surgeries. You have to drop the patient off and pick them up. I know FL doesn’t have nearly the Covid regulations we have up here though! I’d think it’s likely that they’ll hire a car service for transport.

Hernia repairs are no joke. I hope recovery is super smooth for Tim. Jen has no clue what it’s going to be like to actually care for the kid and her husband for a couple weeks…she can’t even take care of herself.

My Fiance had her umbilical hernia fixed when she had her gallbladder removed back last Summer, and she was out of commission for nearly a month.

I can't picture Jenn picking up the slack for that long.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

They went to the Lovesac store and are contemplating the $13,000 sectional. So relatable.

What a fucking flex! What the actual hell.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

Tim and Jenn do it on Tiktok. They hashtag trends on their videos that aren't from their video. They are desperate.

Just like the 20+ videos she links in every post. She reeks of desperation.

I especially love how advanced she looks in the kitchen when she uses her tetanus pan. You would think with all the money they love to spend, they would finally splurge on some top of the line cookware. You know these people are hella stupid when they’re impressed by Jenn following a recipe card provided by her meal subscription service to go along with the perfectly portioned ingredients. Yassss kweeen! Open a restaurant! I hope the stans wouldn’t expect breakfast service since Jenn can’t get out of bed before noon. Maybe the nanny can take care of the breakfast rush

Maybe they just got their new safety net idea for when the channel tanks. The open up a room in their house as a bed and breakfast for their stans and charge Star Cruiser prices!

 

[VloggerCritic]

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[CatNipRules]

Haven't been paying attention lately.I just ran out of will power to watch them.

Have they actually admitted to hiring a nanny?If so that's next level douche....

 

[dingdangdong]

i'm bojo poppins y'all

Can we just go ahead and have a new thread right now so we can use this??

 

[Love_the_kitz]

Found this as a giveaway online. Jenn, Just say the word and I'll grab and mail it to you.

 

[Quasimodo]

They actually believed Richard when he said he liked Dim's sweater. (Can you imagine thinking that wearing your $1900 MICKEY sweater as a grown man to a supposedly nice restaurant is a good choice? Does Dim even own any articles of regular clothing with no reference to a place, Disney character, or other pop culture reference?) Bet Ginn is going to start referring to Richard as their "friend". Also, I never liked Blais when he was on Top Chef, but this makes me seriously question both him, his restaurant, and his marketing team. I'm sure the Hyatt will be staycation #5 out of 47 in their Exciting!2022.

I'm convinced the only reason she couldn't finish her seafood stew is because she wore jeans and they were cutting off circulation to her belly.

 

[SirHiss]

They have 2 sofas, wtf do they need a third for? Spending money has become a hobby for them it seems.