The Tim Tracker #55 Yeah

[Quasimodo]

Their kitchen also now has an art easel in it. Because you know, it totally makes sense to put that there when you live in a mcmansion with like 4 different play areas.

 

[2020planner]

I’m still going to give them shit for the nanny. They are two fucking adults with ZERO real jobs and they needed a nanny to take care of ONE perfectly healthy child.

give me ten fucking breaks

I’m so happy that someone COMPETENT can be there for J$ but there is NO excuse for these two assholes to need a nanny…ever

Absolutely spot on. Absolutely ZERO need for them to have a nanny.

There is no reason why Jenn can't step it up and be a MOTHER to her own MIRACLE CHILD and do all the things the nanny is doing / supposedly doing for her child. And Tim goes out and films - without her.

Jenn is not special that she can't care for one, MIRACLE child who - to their benefit - seems incredibly easygoing with a good temperament.

 

[Southpaw33]

What I wonder is, did they take J to his 2 year check up (maybe late b/c of all the trips), and were told he needs to work on some things or maybe some speech work and that's another reason why they hired this nanny? There is no need to have an educational professional caring for your child at age 2, IMO, unless they specifically came recommended due to some need, or you think you have a child genius on your hands. I wonder if Lynn specializes in speech or some other skills they need him to work on per his doctor.

Of course it could all be another flex because Jenn sure loved telling everyone what 'we' are working on with J.

 

[HiJenn]

Do you think they both come on here to read?

Gin looks at Dim "look babe, they said this about us. Isn't it ridiculous?!"

They both laugh. Gin clearly pretending it doesn't matter. But it does. Dim laughing to appease his wife but cries on the inside

 

[Quasimodo]

Honestly I kind of love the sinkhole "WE'RE SOOOOOO EXCITED FOR 2022!" vlog because those caterpillar murder brows give me such a hearty laugh.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Didn’t her mom die of cancer? I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt on whether or not she understands the anxiety of being touched by that awful disease.

No. She doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt…ever.

she’s a scummy human who even laughed when Tim talked about his surgery. Sure, maybe it’s not the most serious surgery ever but everytime someone goes under anesthesia there is a risk.

I was a nervous fucking wreck when I took my husband for his back surgery. And they repeatedly told us that it was routine and he would be fine. I did everything I could to maintain my cool and be a strong person for him, not laugh at his expense.

Also, my dad died of cancer…so that doesn’t give you a pass to be a shitty bitch who laughs at others issues like Jenn did

 

[Quasimodo]

The newest video is soooo boring. That house looks so basic.

Someone bought or made some etsy decor... called it themed.. eh

The background music made me feel like I was on hold to extend my car warranty.

 

[Quasimodo]

Their excuse for not going to the dentist for 2 years (I bet it's more than that) is covid, as usual, except dentists sanitize and wear masks and shields, which is all more protection than all the frolicking around in parks and planes and airports they've done. Covid's like, "yo, when are you going to stop using me as a scapegoat for being lazy asses?"

What's Ginn's excuse for not going to the eye doctor for more than 3 years?? Can't blame covid for that one. I can't even get new contact lenses if I don't go see my doctor yearly. You don't even have to take your mask off for the eye doctor.

So... is the nanny going to take care of bathing J$ and putting him to bed and roughhousing with him while Dim recovers from his bulging intestines? I snorted at him saying he wouldn't be able to exercise for up to 6 weeks after the surgery. Um, what exercise? Will the nanny have to pick him up after surgery to drive him home?

Did I hear Jenn right when she said in the same sentence, Jackson has never come to our bed.....I can never sleep when he sleeps in our bed

Haha, YES!! I was like, ummmm.... what?

 

[Firefly03-K64]

They actually believed Richard when he said he liked Dim's sweater. (Can you imagine thinking that wearing your $1900 MICKEY sweater as a grown man to a supposedly nice restaurant is a good choice? Does Dim even own any articles of regular clothing with no reference to a place, Disney character, or other pop culture reference?) Bet Ginn is going to start referring to Richard as their "friend". Also, I never liked Blais when he was on Top Chef, but this makes me seriously question both him, his restaurant, and his marketing team. I'm sure the Hyatt will be staycation #5 out of 47 in their Exciting!2022.

I'm convinced the only reason she couldn't finish her seafood stew is because she wore jeans and they were cutting off circulation to her belly.

It's part of his quirky, ever changing persona. He hasn't discovered his real identity yet. He's been everything from redneck hillbilly, retro hipster moustache guy, emo tattoo guy, embracing full on hipster, high end fashionista, and then mailman dad bod guy. Wonder who the real Dimmy is?

 

[andreaob]

Well at least Nanny Bojo Poppins will be able to add chauffeur, home health care nurse, housekeeper, pool cleaner and personal shopper to her resume.

OMG!!! Bojo Poppins

 

[Snippysnips]

If I missed something I am sorry, but did they actually fess up to having a nanny (or at least a hired help) or is it just that obvious watching their latest vlogs?

Yeah they said in a video but they described her as "private in home daycare" apparently they were scared enough of covid to keep him from daycare but not enough to drag him all over the country

 

[Mrcooper]

‘Private in home daycare’

umm… that’s called a full time Nanny guys. Hope that helps.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Get a fucking life Adrian

Their Festival of the Arts video is doing pretty well with views. So they read here and put out a timely video for people wanting to go to FotA. Not going mid-way through and then finally posting the video towards the end of the Festival. Hmmm, you're welcome Dimmy and Gin!


Hmmm, I will have to drop in and give my 2 cents to this asshat.

Seriously I had to refrain from really losing my shit because whenever someone brings up my kid, I fucking lose it. I am raising a happy and healthy child and I am not a lazy piece of shit like JennyNoShowers. I just don’t understand the drive to defend every bad decision these two yokels make…makes ZERO sense to me

 

[Galorious]

Maybe the new bike made his hernias worse?
That’s the only “sports” he’s even remotely doing lol
Tim isn’t too bright- he has reflux but eats a steady diet of things that are so bad for it.
He knew he needed to see a doctor so bad that he put it in his New Years wishes.
I agree the new nanny is a direct result of the upcoming surgery or just the worlds best timing

I think the Christmas wish to go to the doctor more was signalling he may need to take time out to both the audience and Jenn. He was kinda joking about aging and falling apart but I do hope he realises his lifestyle is affecting him. There is genuinely no need for him to go out and try every new food item in the park. Or if he feels he needs to, he has to offset that at other mealtimes and work out like Mikey Chen.

What happens if it ends up being not a routine surgery and there are complications? Has that even been something they've considered? He was definitely acting like it was no big deal in that video, when he should rightly be making preparations for an extended leave right now (filming extra content, figuring out who will help Jenn out, etc).

Totally. All freelancers or consultants need to plan for unexpected downtime. These bozos fly by the seat of their pants all the time.

 

[Southpaw33]

So they filmed the doctor talking and he agreed to be on their dumpster of a channel? Sounds like they stumbled across one of those eye surgeons who's full of himself, I had one who yelled at me for coming to get my eyes checked when I refused Lasik surgery. (I wear a very weak prescription, and eyes change back the other way in our 50s... I was smart not to get it.)

My bet is they're embracing the medical viewers now. Tim jumps on anything he things has a following to try and rope in more subscribers. Pick a lane Tim. You drive like you're drunk.

That is a good theory because they really are playing up the medical stuff lately, but they didn't mention anything medical in the title so seems unlikely (or they are dumb, so may be likely ). The hashtags they used were TimTracker, MallAtMillenia, and Windermere.

I think they play up the medical stuff for the parasocially addicted stans who will continue to give then pity and leeway for all their stupid shit.

 

[Southpaw33]

Holy shit that wine cork holder has way more corks than the last time we've seen it.

Every time Jenn says she's nervous about the surgery, she's not nervous for Tim...she's nervous she's going to have to get up with J$, change his diapers, bathe him and carry him up the stairs. Because while Tim says he can't work out, what he means is, he's not going to be able to lift J$. They are screwed and here's where we see Jenn's helplessness catch up to them. Hopefully Nanny Lynn lasts until February, for J$ sake.

Remember on the home vlog the other day that Jenn said J couldn't climb on her because he is too rough, but he should climb on Tim? I am sure they knew or highly suspected Tim had a hernia before now. So she was encouraging him to climb on Tim who likely has had hernia issues lately? But not her because she is too delicate for that?

 

[Southpaw33]

I mean, Jenn could have Lynn take her to the parks while Tim is in recovery. Lynn can be Tim's stand-in -- take care of J and film, and Jenn can continue to dominate the narration and camera time and then come home and edit and leave Lynn out completely. Not much would be different. She really only needs a nanny, chauffeur, and camera person and it is the same as now.

Oops, don't get any ideas, Jenn.

 

[Quasimodo]

Well, they have a month to prepare back-up videos…. Which means they won’t.

Ginn and Dim should think about meal prepping prior to the surgery. Make a bunch of “healthy” meals and pop them in the freezer. But no, instead they’ll order takeout for a whole month. Maybe just go ahead and find a private chef and private caretaker separate from the nanny. So that’ll be 3 extra adults to take care of 2 adults and a baby.

Ginn is going to be even more greasy because she’ll claim she just has noooooo time for showering.

 

[scopeyscope]

If some stranger on the net said that my kid was like their “adopted” kid/nephew/niece I would shut them down quick as hell and call them out for being creepy.

 

[Blessyourheart]

The nanny was there in the morning- you can hear J$ talking to her. She is a live in! These two people who don’t have real jobs can’t deal with their two year old. It’s like a bad soap opera.