The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

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Tim starts to talk about his burger at Universal and of course Jen jumps in and talks over him describing it. Yes, Tim, you can have that look on your face but you have to realize by now that she has completely taken over your channel. And nobody is to blame but yourself. If only you weren’t horny during some hurricane.

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Tim takes a stroll through a Costa Rican grocery/variety store. He points out that they’re selling kitchen stuff like glassware. He says that’s because if you’re staying there at a rental house and break something you can replace it. Sure Tim. Also, people bleeping live there and have houses with kitchens and drink out of glasses.
This kind of thing is so typical with these two. They have tunnel vision- I am a tourist here so everything must be centered around tourists and no one else. Guess what Tim- the cashier in that store is going home to a house with drinking glasses.
 
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How often are these two coming thisclose to shitting themselves? They talk about it all the time like it’s a daily concern.
Also with throwing away the toilet paper. “You’re really going to get to know your family’s bathroom habits”. No you’re not. You wrap it up and put it in a basket with a lid. You’re not just throwing your dirty paper in an open wastebasket. 🤮
 
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The Costa Rica vlogs are not doing well.

Day 1 travel day uploaded 7 days ago currently at 75k views

Costa Rica white water rafting uploaded 5 days ago currently at 50k views

Costa Rica jungle cruise uploaded 2 days ago currently at 40k views

Costa Rica zip lining uploaded 19 hours ago currently at 19k views.

Tim left his useless wife at home with two kids she can’t look after on her own for a week for these views. He could have stayed home and spent a couple of hours every day for a week at Disney and got better views.
 
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The Costa Rica vlogs are not doing well.

Day 1 travel day uploaded 7 days ago currently at 75k views

Costa Rica white water rafting uploaded 5 days ago currently at 50k views

Costa Rica jungle cruise uploaded 2 days ago currently at 40k views

Costa Rica zip lining uploaded 19 hours ago currently at 19k views.

Tim left his useless wife at home with two kids she can’t look after on her own for a week for these views. He could have stayed home and spent a couple of hours every day for a week at Disney and got better views.
No one cares about yet another luxury vacation they got for free. It’s gross & out of touch.
 
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That Whataburger looked terrible. And that was before I had to see Jenn unhinge her jaw to eat it.

So, my observation over the Universal trip is that Tim is completely checked out. It was 100% the Jenn show and the most he did was try to show his tic tac teeth when Jenn pointed the camera at him. He is done and over this.

Also, we only saw the kids ride one ride each? (Well, we were told that Oliver rode one ride.) They were completely MIA the rest of the time.

They really all hate each other.
 
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Surprised they didn’t go to Buc-ees. But then again if they wanted to go they could make a trip to one in Florida. I also don’t know if J would like it.
 
She said “my sister is with the kids at the arcade gambling away the last of our savings for tickets and we may soon have to cut an employee or two if we don’t get more patreons soon” confirming 🍑 as the fifth party. Did Nanny OnlyFans get her passport for Texas?
 
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A side trip to Buc-ees would be too much planning and coordination for Tim. He’d have to spend a few minutes working the Uber app.
 
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Tim starts to talk about his burger at Universal and of course Jen jumps in and talks over him describing it. Yes, Tim, you can have that look on your face but you have to realize by now that she has completely taken over your channel. And nobody is to blame but yourself. If only you weren’t horny during some hurricane.

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I do love that Jenn (and I guess Tim too) are so absolutely flaunting being #hosted at this Universal resort that is currently getting thoroughly roasted on social media. If Universal had not spent so much to fly the Trackers out to Texas, maybe they could have spent that money to spruce up their now infamous, polarizing Shrek ride.
 
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There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.
 
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( I am not advocating this channel just mentioning it to to make a point)

OT - this popped up on my YT short feed
It’s Our Wonderful Life YT channel is a family with 6 children, 2 which are disabled (Angelman Syndrome / Autistic and wears headphones always)
As a family they go on vacation trips and to the beach together. It’s just Dad, Mom, the 3 boys and the 3 girls. A family unit of 8.
No one else is helping with the kids.

Yet Tim & Jin always have to have help with their two boys?
Make it make sense!
 
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There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.
I’m surprised he went in. He usually avoids churches or cracks jokes about Jesus or Christianity. Jenn has too in the past.
 
There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.
This is why these bozos can’t ever go to Europe. It’s one church after another. Tourism is centered around them.
 
There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.
It’s like a scene straight out of curb your enthusiasm
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I’m surprised he went in. He usually avoids churches or cracks jokes about Jesus or Christianity. Jenn has too in the past.
He went in. He even said something about enjoying going inside churches in other countries because you can feel the community. I’m guessing he was talking about the church in Jamaica he went to on the tour?

Maybe it’s my Catholic upbringing but—and there are many, many things I disagree with in the Catholic Church, but I would never, ever openly mock Jesus or make Jesus death jokes. Especially inside a church…on video…and publish it.
 
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In that social media reel of Jenn getting her face painted, Jenn was feeling herself. The team members were cheering her on and hyping her up and Jenn was absolutely loving it. Narcissistic cow.

Speaking of cows, in that same reel, when she was walking, her titties were flopping all over the place. Going braless to a children’s theme park is a weird choice. What is her aversion to wearing a good supportive bra?
 
The Costa Rica vlogs are not doing well.

Day 1 travel day uploaded 7 days ago currently at 75k views

Costa Rica white water rafting uploaded 5 days ago currently at 50k views

Costa Rica jungle cruise uploaded 2 days ago currently at 40k views

Costa Rica zip lining uploaded 19 hours ago currently at 19k views.

Tim left his useless wife at home with two kids she can’t look after on her own for a week for these views. He could have stayed home and spent a couple of hours every day for a week at Disney and got better views.
Are they going to stretch out the CR slogs?
That means there are 3 more to go 🤦🏻‍♀️

Related to these CR slogs I keep hearing Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” chorus melody in my head

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire


Instead:
🎶 And my views went down down down
With each new slog. With each new slog. 🎶